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♪ my analyst told me ♪

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♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

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♪ the way he described it ♪

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♪ he said I'd be better dead
than live ♪

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♪ I didn't listen to his jive ♪

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♪ I knew all along
that he was all wrong ♪

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♪ and I knew that he thought ♪

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♪ I was crazy, but I'm not ♪

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♪ oh, no ♪

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♪ my analyst told me ♪

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♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

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♪ he said I need treatment ♪

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♪ but I'm not that easily led ♪

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♪ he said I was the type
that was most inclined ♪

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♪ when out of his sight
to be out of my mind ♪

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♪ and he thought I was nuts ♪

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♪ no more ifs or ands or buts ♪

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♪ oh, no ♪

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♪ they say as a child,
I appeared a little bit wild ♪

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♪ with all my crazy ideas ♪

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♪ but I knew
what was happenin' ♪

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♪ I knew I was a genius ♪

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♪ what's so strange if you know
that you're a wizard at 3? ♪

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♪ I knew that this
was meant for me ♪

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♪ I heard little children
were supposed to sleep tight ♪

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♪ that's why I drank a fifth
of vodka one night ♪

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♪ my parents got frantic,
didn't know what to do ♪

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♪ but I saw some crazy scenes
before I came to ♪

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♪ now, do you think
I was crazy? ♪

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♪ I may have been only 3,
but I was swingin' ♪

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♪ they all laughed
at a. Graham bell ♪

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♪ they all laughed at Edison
and also at Einstein ♪

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♪ so why should I feel sorry ♪

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♪ if they just
couldn't understand ♪

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♪ the reasoning and the logic
that went on in my head? ♪

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♪ so I just let them laugh at me
when I refused to ride ♪

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♪ on all those double-Decker
buses all because... ♪

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I could never get one
of those fires started.

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Dad, are you gonna have
chicken? You want meat?

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Chicken. Chicken's fine.

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This is a brilliant article.

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Norman! Did you read
Ken's article on China?

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No, no, I haven't read it.

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Terrific article.

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He is in the house
watching the yankee game.

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Your husband. Comes up for a day
in the beautiful countryside

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and heads straight
for the television set.

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Ken, come on, honey!

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How many people want chicken,

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and how many people
want hamburgers?

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2 more outs!
3 minutes!

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I think everybody's dying
for a little libation, huh?

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Why don't you make some of
your famous stoli Martinis?

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Janet, so when are you and Ken
gonna have a child?

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You've let your sister
have a big head start here.

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Let Leslie practice
the viola for 6 hours a day,

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then it's not so easy.

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Leave her alone.

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His fourth start
with the mariners,

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trying to set 'em down
in order in the first

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after his teammates got him 2.

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Hi.

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I came in here to make
drinks for everybody.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?
You want a drink?

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Uh... Sure.

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Sure, I want...

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The Yankees have
only 11 more home games

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here at the stadium
the rest of the regular season.

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This is nuts.

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Yeah, come on.

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We got to get out of here.

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Yankees have
the second-best home record

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in the American league.

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Breaking ball...

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Oh, God.

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What? No, no, no.
We're gonna get caught.

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Mm-mmm.
They're all by the lake.

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I can see everything.

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Mmm.

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Ohh.

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Whoa.

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Oh, they're deep
in conversation.

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Wait!
There's Janet!

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Ouch! Aah!

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Whoa!

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Ken...

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No. Oh, no.
No, it's ok.

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You can't scare me like that,
ok? I grind my teeth.

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Just don't scare me like that.

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It was nothing.
Just a false alarm.

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Listen, try not
to actually chew.

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Oh, God, you know,
wouldn't it be great

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if we could just be off
alone together?

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Just relaxed, you and me?

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Oh, it would be so great.

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That would be so great.

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You never know
what's gonna happen.

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Ken, turn the yankee game off
and come on out here now!

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I will! Just one minute!
It's almost over!

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I'm done. I'm done.

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You can come anytime you want.

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Can I?

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I'm done.

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I'm ready! Ohh! Ohh!

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Leslie!

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Is that you?

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Can you lead me down
to the lake, honey?

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Can you give me just
a minute, grandma?

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I'm just, um, I'm just
making some Martinis.

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Sure.
Sure, dear.

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I want to finish.

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Oh. Ken.
Is that you?

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Finish what?

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Hello! Hello. Hiya.

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Come, Ken.

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Come?!

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Come, lead me down to the lake.

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Ever since I lost my second eye,

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I feel so frail.

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Ohh! Ohh!

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Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

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You don't have to moan about it.

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It's not that terrible.

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Ken is hurrying, grandma.
He is hurrying.

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Would you do the olives, Ken?
Could you do them quickly?

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Yeah!

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You can use onions, too.

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I prefer onions.
Don't you, Ken?

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Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Boy, you must
really love onions.

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How much do I...

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Lucy?

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You schmuck!
You bastard!

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I'd like to cut
your fucking head off.

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You're upset, right?

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How could you do that?

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Didn't you know
what would happen?

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What are you talking about?

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Don't... Answer me,
prick.

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You knew. You just
didn't give a shit.

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What? Why don't you take
your coat off for a second?

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How could you write
that book, huh?

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Are you so selfish?
You're so self-engrossed,

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you don't give a shit
who you destroy?

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You told our whole story!

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All the details.

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You gave me away to my sister.

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Marvin's left me.
He's gone.

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Hey, it was loosely based on us.

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Don't bullshit me, motherfucker!

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Who do you think
you're talking to,

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one of those retarded
talk-show hosts?

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I lived through it with you, ok?

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I know how loosely based it is.

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that your blind grandmother
caught us fucking one day?

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No, no, of course, of course.

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You made a few stupid
exaggerations,

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or, you know,
as the critics say,

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"inspired
comic flights."

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But Jane recognized it.

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Well, you'd have to be
submental not to.

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And Marvin was crushed, crushed!

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I can't tell you
how long ago she suspected...

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I know! I know!
And I denied it!

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And you've gone and...

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You've gone and
confirmed it all for her.

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I mean, big fucking deal...

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you made Leslie shorter.

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Big fucking deal!

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But it's all here.

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The poor schmuck country doctor,

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the violinist...

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Her younger sister
in Connecticut

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cheating with her husband...

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The picture window,
for Christ's sake.

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Cruel observations about Marvin

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with his barbecue
and his chef's hat.

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And, of course, Jane,

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or, as you pathetically
disguise her,

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Janet.

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Here it is.

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"It was not simply that
Leslie had become numbed

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"with the inane spate
of leaden perceptions

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"that passed for wit
from Marvin.

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"It was not even the image
she shared wickedly with Ken

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"of Marvin's flaccid,
microscopic member,

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"jiggling up and down
as he bounced naked on tiptoes

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"across the rugless, icy floor

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"of their Connecticut home
to close the storm windows.

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"It was that she had
never loved him,

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"but wanted to have children

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"to retaliate against
her older sister,

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"who did not have
a maternal bone in her being

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"and whose every inch,
Leslie felt,

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"was occupied
by gluttonous self-love.

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"Ken ran his hand over
Leslie's large round breasts

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and mounted her
from the rear."

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Oh, big fucking deal.
You gave her large breasts.

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Leslie, please...

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Lucy!

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I'm Lucy, motherfucker!

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Not Leslie.

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Except, of course, I am Leslie,

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because you made no attempt
to disguise anything.

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You didn't give a fuck!

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You didn't care enough
to disguise anything!

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Please! Jesus!

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You pulled out 2 years ago.

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You broke my fuckin' heart.

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You left your wife and me

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for some little cooze.

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Me and Janet!

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Jane. Janet is the character
in the book.

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Now, 2 years on,

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your latest Magnum opus

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emerges from this sewer
of an apartment,

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where you take
everyone's suffering

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and turn it into gold,
literary gold.

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Everyone's misery. You
even cause them misery.

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But mix your fucking alchemy
and make it into gold,

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like some fucking
black magician!

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Hey, give me a break.

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I'm the one
who wound up in bellevue.

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You deserve it and worse.

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Lucy!

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You've ruined my life!

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I've come here
to blow my brains out!

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What's wrong with you?

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In front of you on your carpet,

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because you caused it.

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My fucking brains
on your carpet!

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You are so fucking unstable.
Will you relax?

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Well, that's why you
picked me, isn't it?

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That's what turns you on
about me...

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Jane's crazy sister.

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Calm down. You're not
gonna kill yourself.

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No, you're not,
because it's not in you.

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You're not the dramatic type.
You never were.

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Jane is the dramatic sister.
Jane is the solo violinist.

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Relax, for Christ's sake.

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You're right.

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I don't have the nerve
to kill myself.

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I knew it, you know,
as I came over here.

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I said, no...

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Not me.

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Better...

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To kill him.

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Pardon me?

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Kill the black magician

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so he can't spin any more gold
out of human misery.

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Lucy, what's wrong with you?

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Shut up!

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Put it down!

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Who else could have talked me
into giving him a blow job

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at my father's funeral?!

260
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,690
Think it over.

261
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,127
You stop right there!

262
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,396
No, don't shoot!
Don't pull the trigger!

263
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,097
Look, if it makes you happy,

264
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,832
my life has been
going very badly.

265
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,601
I've been miserable.
My girl left me.

266
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,803
She went off with
a close friend of mine.

267
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,371
Everything's been...
insomnia.

268
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,373
I've squandered
everything I have

269
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,777
on shrinks and lawyers
and whores.

270
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:22,547
I'm not gonna stand up here
on this fucking roof

271
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,650
w-with a world-class
<i>meshugana</i> cunt

272
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,851
and beg for my life.

273
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,353
If you want to shoot me,
shoot me.

274
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,954
I was working.
You interrupted me.

275
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,190
So whose life
were you exploiting today?

276
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,025
You'll be very happy...
rewriting them.

277
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,528
I was working on a little
autobiographical thing

278
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,163
about when I was first married.

279
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,100
Harvey stern
married too young...

280
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,169
mainly to get out
of his parents' apartment,

281
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,604
which was a rent-controlled
cornucopia

282
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,872
of guilt, antagonism,

283
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,774
and soul-deadening
criticism.

284
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:53,445
By day, he labored listlessly
in a shoe store.

285
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:57,449
he glowed intensely
over his remington portable.

286
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,751
Are you coming to bed?

287
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,454
I'm in the middle of a sentence,

288
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:03,888
and now I've lost my thread...

289
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,290
I'm just feeling
a little rejected

290
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,392
because we never
sleep together anymore.

291
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,693
I don't know what it is.

292
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,128
I'm just not attracted to her.

293
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,863
Is she doing something
to put you off?

294
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:17,168
And I lie to her. I tell her
that I'm too wrapped up in work,

295
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,170
but the opposite is true.

296
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:22,173
I'm hyper-sexually aroused,
just not for her.

297
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,241
Who for, then?

298
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,275
Anyone else.

299
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,412
She has a sister.
I'm dying to fuck her.

300
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,913
A doll. Thick lips.

301
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,583
Her friend from Columbia.
Jennifer? I dream of her.

302
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:34,319
I never thought I could care
about African history,

303
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,520
but she's spellbinding.

304
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,056
The truth is,
I never meet or see a woman

305
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:42,527
that I don't wonder what it
would be like in bed with her.

306
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:45,697
Kid. Psst.

307
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:48,199
I met a great hooker.

308
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,768
A hooker?

309
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,437
Beautiful. From China.

310
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,339
Unbelievable body.

311
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:58,977
Schooled by tradition
in the art of pleasing men.

312
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,845
It's 50 clams.

313
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,181
Wouldn't you be
cheating on your wife?

314
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,917
No. It's not cheating.
She's a hooker.

315
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,486
It's not like
I'm having a love affair.

316
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,222
See, you don't feel
for a professional girl

317
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,991
the way you do for your wife.

318
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,894
She comes over,
rubs on her oils...

319
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:16,961
oils?

320
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,764
Into the sack,
she takes you to the moon.

321
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:23,635
You lay half a c-note on her,
and she's history.

322
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,037
I don't know.
Where would you do it?

323
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,406
I mean, I couldn't have her
come back to my apartment.

324
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,440
You get a hotel room.

325
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,377
That's what I do
when the wife's home.

326
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,246
No. See, I don't have
that kind of dough.

327
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,182
I mean, 50's a lot
in itself, you know?

328
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,417
Maybe a friend will
let you use his place.

329
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:43,188
Hey, kid, you're always
bitchin' about your sex life.

330
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,255
I'm trying to help.

331
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:48,126
And I just tell her that
you gave me the number?

332
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,562
No, no, no, no.
Not my name.

333
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,263
Don't use your real name.

334
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,631
No, of cour...
not the real name.

335
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,301
Tell you what you do.
You borrow a friend's apartment.

336
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,470
You use his name.
That way, it'll be on the bell.

337
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,308
Now good fortune
smiled on Harvey

338
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,143
as one of his closest friends,

339
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,378
mendel Birnbaum,
was hit by a car

340
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,981
and lay hovering
between life and death

341
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,216
at New York hospital,

342
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,952
thus freeing up
a great bachelor apartment

343
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,553
for Harvey's tryst.

344
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,956
Donning the other man's
silk robe...

345
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,458
Harvey became the swinger
mendel Birnbaum

346
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:25,430
and awaited his oriental
passport to paradise.

347
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,600
You must be mendel Birnbaum.

348
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:35,607
♪ oh,
but he watches so sadly ♪

349
00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:41,646
♪ how can he tell her
he loves her? ♪

350
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,815
Aah!

351
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,551
♪ Yes ♪

352
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,953
♪ He would give
his heart gladly ♪

353
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,722
Did you enjoy it?

354
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,258
Are you kidding me?
I will be right back.

355
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,092
Where you going?

356
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,627
I'm gonna go check my pants

357
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,929
and see if I can find
another 50.

358
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,030
I'd like to go again.

359
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,432
♪ Tall and tan and young
and lovely ♪

360
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:05,270
♪ The girl from ipanema
goes walking ♪

361
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,840
♪ And when she passes,
he smiles ♪

362
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,575
♪ but she doesn't see ♪

363
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:16,648
Mendel Birnbaum?

364
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,116
Yes?

365
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,084
Open.

366
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,453
Who is it?

367
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:27,025
Mendel Birnbaum?

368
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,559
Who are you?

369
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,962
I've come for you.

370
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,630
What are you talking about?

371
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,065
I'm death,

372
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:37,335
and your name is on my list.

373
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,672
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
You've made a mistake.

374
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,041
You don't have a minute.

375
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,542
No, see, I'm not mendel birnb...

376
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,612
don't give me that bullshit!

377
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,347
Look at your monogram.

378
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,350
Mendel, who are you talking to?

379
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,018
No, stop calling me mendel.

380
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,920
Please, I'm just using his pad.

381
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,790
Right. They always
have an excuse.

382
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:03,194
Let's go. Move it,
you little putz.

383
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,029
So I'm standing there
on the roof with her,

384
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:05,997
and she's pointing a gun at me,

385
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,032
and we're out there in the cold,

386
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,202
and I'm telling her
about a short story I wrote

387
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,036
when I was younger,

388
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,504
and she found it funny,
thank God,

389
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,907
and she started to...
you know, she laughed,

390
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,476
and she relaxed a little,
and she put the gun down,

391
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,078
and, you know, but, uh...

392
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,280
so your writing saved your life.

393
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,615
It's amazing to me, you know?

394
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,584
You know,
the interesting thing to me,

395
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,619
apart from
the obvious sexual guilt

396
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,290
that I had when I was
a young man in the story,

397
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,525
is that nothing's changed.

398
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,160
You know, it's years later.

399
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,796
I had a shrink then,
I have a shrink now.

400
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,131
I'm 6 shrinks later.

401
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,899
I'm 3 wives down the line,

402
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:45,203
and I still can't get
my love life in order.

403
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,872
I... I still love whores.

404
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,941
You know, I... I... I... I... I...

405
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:53,044
To me, the ideal thing
is you pay them,

406
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,445
and they come over to the house,

407
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,648
and you don't have to discuss
proust or films or...

408
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:02,453
I don't know what's been
happening to me. You know, I...

409
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:06,090
you know, you know,
I... I... I just have not grown up,

410
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,826
and I feel, you know,
it's not, um...

411
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,862
You know,
I see other guys my age.

412
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,664
I mean, I'm always thinking
of fucking every woman I meet.

413
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,134
I meet a woman, wherever...
in the bank, a stranger.

414
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,368
I see a woman on the bus.

415
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,504
I think, what would
she look like naked?

416
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,672
Is it possible I can fuck her?

417
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,907
You know, this is crazy.

418
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,511
I see guys I know that
are lawyers and doctors.

419
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,445
They have families and houses.

420
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,647
They're... they're not so,
you know...

421
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,150
does the president
of the United States

422
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,185
want to fuck every woman he...

423
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,654
so... Bad example, you know.

424
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,190
But... but, uh,
I... I don't know.

425
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,792
Look, take raoul wallenberg.

426
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:44,228
Did he want to bang every
cocktail waitress in Europe?

427
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,596
Probably not, but...

428
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,932
Tell me about your
honoring ceremony tomorrow.

429
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,168
Oh, that's... that's, uh,
that's bullshit.

430
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,370
It's ironic that the same school

431
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,539
that threw me out years ago

432
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,140
now wants to honor me.

433
00:17:56,142 --> 00:18:01,079
They threw me out because
I was not interested in college.

434
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,447
I wanted to be a writer.

435
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,148
That's all I cared about
was writing.

436
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,350
I did not care
about the real world.

437
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,120
I cared only about
the world of fiction.

438
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:12,690
Plus, I tried to give
the Dean's wife an enema,

439
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,725
so they didn't
take kindly to that.

440
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,395
But, you know, the sad thing is,

441
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,597
I gotta drive
all the way upstate

442
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,934
to be honored,
and I have to go by myself.

443
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,235
I got nobody to go with.

444
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,504
You know, I... I...
you know... ok, so...

445
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,340
and... and... I... I...
you know, I can't...

446
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,809
what about your idea of
bringing your son up with you?

447
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,178
It's not my visiting time
with him.

448
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,247
Joan is completely
inflexible, so...

449
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,749
You mean she won't
trade dates with you?

450
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,985
Hey, I can't even
get her on the phone.

451
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,888
You know, she hates me, and...

452
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,189
I don't know. Lately...

453
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,158
for the first time in my life,

454
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,626
I experienced writer's block.

455
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,561
Now, this to me is unheard of.

456
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,398
I start these short stories,
and I can't finish them.

457
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,902
I can't get
into my novel at all,

458
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,605
because I took an advance.

459
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:02,974
I don't know. I...

460
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:07,645
I find that I'm taking more
pills and medicine and...

461
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,180
You remind me
of that short story

462
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,750
you were working on
maybe 2 months ago...

463
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,051
<i>the actor.</i>

464
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,787
This goddamn lens has
something wrong with it.

465
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,289
What, this one, too?
I changed lenses.

466
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,424
What are you talking about?
The focus is off.

467
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,326
I don't know why there
should be such a problem.

468
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,128
You check the center.
It's out of focus.

469
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,830
I've checked all the lenses.
They can't all be soft.

470
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,398
Come on, guys.
Let's move it along.

471
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,966
It's getting late here.
We got to move it.

472
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,802
I'm trying to shoot Mel
on the bench, and he's soft.

473
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,305
Where the hell are you
renting these lenses?

474
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,573
The lenses are fine.

475
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,141
Holy shit, Mel's out of focus.

476
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,210
That's what I said, genius.
He's out of focus.

477
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,746
No, I don't mean the lens.
I mean Mel himself.

478
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,247
Let me see.
Get the hell out.

479
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,815
I don't believe it.
You're right.

480
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,652
What the hell
are you talking about?

481
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,188
I said the actor's out of focus.

482
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,222
How can this be?

483
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,990
Is there
something wrong?

484
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:57,662
I don't know how
to tell you this, but, um...

485
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,596
You're soft.

486
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,398
I've gained a little weight.

487
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,933
No, it's not that.
You're soft.

488
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,902
You're... you're...
You're out of focus.

489
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,438
Is there anything
we can do about this?

490
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,740
I can't adjust
this kind of thing.

491
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,642
Look at yourself.

492
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,711
There's nothing to do.

493
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,446
You sure you're ok?

494
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,482
It's... it's fuzzy.
It's kind of...

495
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,417
I feel fine.

496
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,219
Mel's out of focus.

497
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,353
He's soft.

498
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,155
I don't know what to do.

499
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,023
It's almost 4:00
already anyway.

500
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,358
Why don't we just wrap?

501
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,827
We'll wrap, and we'll
see what happens.

502
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,396
Mel, look,
I want you to go home,

503
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,498
and I want you to rest.
Get some rest.

504
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,802
And, uh, see if you
can just sharpen up.

505
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,809
Grace, I'm home.

506
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,043
Hi, honey.

507
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,046
Hey. What's the matter?

508
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,082
You look strange.

509
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,383
I'm out of focus.

510
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,686
Yeah. Yeah, you are.
Just a little bit.

511
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,089
You are, and you look pale.

512
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,890
Daddy, you're all blurry.

513
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,126
Yeah, maybe you
should go lie down.

514
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,562
♪ Daddy's out of focus ♪

515
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,464
Daddy doesn't need that, ok?

516
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,299
Come on, now, you be nice.

517
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,434
What happened at work today?

518
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,670
♪ Daddy's out of focus ♪

519
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,504
Rueben! Stop it!

520
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,072
They thought it was the camera,

521
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,341
then they... then...
it was me.

522
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,510
Yeah. They sent me home.
It's so humiliating.

523
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,079
Did you eat anything
strange at lunch?

524
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:26,083
I don't know what it is,
you know. You know what?

525
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,586
I just need to lie down,
get a good night's sleep.

526
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,787
I'll be ok, you know?

527
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,055
I'm sure that's all it is.

528
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,057
Dad, what happened to you?

529
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,492
You get a good night's
sleep, turn in early,

530
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,794
and by tomorrow, you'll be fine.

531
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,063
The following
morning, however,

532
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,331
things did not improve.

533
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,833
In fact, the situation
had gotten worse.

534
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,703
Mel was more
out of focus than ever.

535
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,872
I gotta get to the doctor.

536
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:51,409
I've never seen
anything like this.

537
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,044
Nothing is wrong with you,

538
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:55,212
except you're out of focus.

539
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:59,150
It's just from looking at Mel.
I'm a little seasick.

540
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,920
That's why I want
everyone to try these.

541
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:03,854
Here, dear.

542
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,956
I don't want to
wear glasses, mom.

543
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,792
I don't want to wear glasses.

544
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,461
Put 'em on
so you can see me, son.

545
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,762
This is much better.

546
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,397
You'll be able
to see me. Put it on.

547
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,199
Put those on.
Daddy'll be much sharper.

548
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,234
Don't you want to see
daddy? There you go.

549
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,837
Put those on,
and we won't get headaches.

550
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,405
So, despite the fact

551
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,208
that children don't
want to wear glasses,

552
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,277
they're forced to.

553
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,612
You expect the world to adjust

554
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,881
to the distortion you've become.

555
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,283
Hey, I don't expect anything.

556
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,586
I'm going through something...
I don't know what.

557
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,289
I know for the first time
in my life,

558
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,990
I can't seem to write.

559
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,092
It's not coming.

560
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,927
And for me, you know,

561
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:45,730
all I have in life
is my imagination.

562
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,531
I'm sorry.
Our time is up.

563
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,734
Have a good time at
the honoring ceremony tomorrow,

564
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,603
and I do think it would be good
for both you and your son

565
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,506
if you brought him along.

566
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:59,176
Joan! Joan! Joan, you never
return my phone calls.

567
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,412
How do you expect me
to get in touch with you?

568
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:03,114
Do you want me
to call the police?

569
00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:04,782
I've got to ask you
one question.

570
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,450
No. I don't want
to listen to you.

571
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,787
Tomorrow they're honoring me
at adair, my old university.

572
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,255
I want to take hilly with me.

573
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,425
I want to trade
one visitation day with him.

574
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,493
No. I have plans
with hilly.

575
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,727
We'll trade one day.
It'll be good to see.

576
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,729
The kid will see his father
honored. It's nice.

577
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,365
I don't want him to see you
the rest of your life.

578
00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,134
He'll have a day in the country.

579
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:27,238
The kid'll have a day in
the country. What is so bad?

580
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,506
He is 9 years old.

581
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,874
Where does he learn phrases

582
00:23:29,876 --> 00:23:32,009
like "banging beaver"
and "fuck God"?

583
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,344
What are you saying?
From me?

584
00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,079
What do I look like,
an imbecile?

585
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,714
I know what your conversations

586
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,515
are like with him,

587
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,883
and don't think I didn't hear

588
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:39,984
about
"open school week."

589
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,886
Beth Kramer has
never been so appalled

590
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:46,590
Dad, why doesn't my penis
look like yours?

591
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,793
Why doesn't your penis
look like mine?

592
00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:53,297
Because your mother and I
never had you circumcised.

593
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:55,299
When I was your age,
every kid in my neighborhood...

594
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:59,136
you know what they used to do?
They used to name their penises.

595
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,638
I'm going to name mine
dillinger.

596
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,175
Dillinger is perfect!
Dillinger is great!

597
00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:05,943
Hilly, you're inspired.
You're a genius.

598
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,112
Dillinger was one
of the great geniuses

599
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,547
of his chosen profession.

600
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,048
You know, like Willy Sutton.

601
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,184
Remember when we
discussed Freud once?

602
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,153
Freud said that the two
most important things

603
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:18,022
to having a good life are...

604
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,424
The work that you
choose and sex.

605
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,992
Those are the 2 things.

606
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,195
Women are God.

607
00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:25,129
God's a woman?

608
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,331
No. I'm not saying
God's a woman.

609
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,266
Let me put it this way...
there are women.

610
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,801
We don't know if there's a God,

611
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,803
but there are women,

612
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,038
you know, not in some
imaginary heaven,

613
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,439
but right here on earth.

614
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:40,177
some of them, ahem, shop
at Victoria's secret.

615
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:43,214
Beth Kramer has never
been so mortified

616
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:47,251
Beth Kramer's an aggressive,
tight-assed, busybody cunt,

617
00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:50,488
and it's none of her fucking
business how I speak to my son.

618
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,724
Beth Kramer is a decent
parent and a great friend.

619
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,061
Look, I'm asking you
to change one visitation day.

620
00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:01,131
I don't know. He is not
gonna miss a day of school.

621
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,399
What if he was sick?

622
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,169
If hilly was sick,
he would miss school.

623
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,504
But he is not sick,

624
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,939
and he's not gonna
spend the afternoon

625
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,442
with his pill-popping,
alcoholic,

626
00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,677
beaver-banging excuse
for a father.

627
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,547
Years ago, you didn't
say that about me.

628
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,783
You were a nice, loose,
easygoing spirit.

629
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:20,918
Put it in a book.

630
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,988
What am I saying?
You already did.

631
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,891
Epstein had married
his third shrink.

632
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:29,927
He had confessed his feelings
toward her several times,

633
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:32,963
and it seemed she had put it
down to transference,

634
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,833
but one day, she surprised him.

635
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,334
I think it best...

636
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,838
That we terminate
your treatment.

637
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,706
And then I think we should

638
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:46,410
give it a substantial
period of time,

639
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:48,679
and then if we both
feel the same way,

640
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:52,650
I think we can begin to
see each other again...

641
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,785
Socially.

642
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:57,922
It was,
to Epstein's thinking,

643
00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,290
a match made in heaven.

644
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:03,360
Here, at last, was a woman
who understood him.

645
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,095
You know all my secrets,

646
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,331
every nuance of my psychic life.

647
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,334
that I haven't admitted
to you during therapy.

648
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,636
Well, now it's your turn
to explore me.

649
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:15,139
Yeah, but all my perversions,
you accept them.

650
00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:18,409
My need to be tied up,
to watch you with other women,

651
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:21,011
to feel your spike heels
in my mouth.

652
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,280
No one can say
that I didn't know

653
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:26,650
what I was letting
myself in for.

654
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,620
The first 2 years
were amazing.

655
00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,755
They moved
into a large apartment

656
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:32,823
on west end Avenue.

657
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,792
He wrote.
She saw patients.

658
00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:38,462
But her clearest insights
were into his work.

659
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,863
Well, what one comes away with

660
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:43,000
is your total isolation,
your fear of people,

661
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,835
your panic over closeness,

662
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:48,305
and that's why your
real life is so chaotic

663
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:51,675
is so much more
controlled and stable.

664
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:53,210
I mean, you're unable to...

665
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:55,079
Yes,
it all went quite well

666
00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:58,215
until Helen became pregnant
and gave birth.

667
00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,316
From that moment on,

668
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,186
as if she had experienced
a divine revelation,

669
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:06,090
she suddenly became what
Epstein referred to angrily

670
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,092
as "Jewish
with a vengeance."

671
00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:10,327
I just rue the day
that I listened to you,

672
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,330
and I didn't have him
circumcised.

673
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,565
What are you, nuts?

674
00:27:14,567 --> 00:27:16,533
Well, you know,
we can still do it.

675
00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:18,235
No. No, he's too old.

676
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,803
What is wrong with you?

677
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,572
Oh, sure.
Now he's too old.

678
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,041
My God, you're like
a born-again Christian,

679
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,209
except you're a Jew.

680
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:28,145
I see my father's face
in hillel.

681
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,682
Hilliard.
His name is hilliard.

682
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:32,950
We didn't name him hillel.

683
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,619
We didn't name him
after some rabbi.

684
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:36,621
It's hilliard Epstein.

685
00:27:36,622 --> 00:27:38,756
No, I'm sick of
your smug cynicism.

686
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:40,090
There's value in tradition.

687
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,959
Now, I never thought
it would mean anything,

688
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,727
but now that I'm a mother,
it does.

689
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:47,965
I see not only meaning
in judaism, but true beauty.

690
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,933
Helen, you're a scientist.

691
00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:51,201
Einstein was a scientist,

692
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,637
and he was a Jew,
and he was religious.

693
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:58,609
Helen had taken on
the obligation of daily prayers.

694
00:27:58,611 --> 00:28:02,079
fearing a wrathful
and vengeful God,

695
00:28:02,081 --> 00:28:05,482
give praise and thanks
for everything.

696
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,500
...Blow job.

697
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,704
And one day,
the inevitable happened.

698
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,605
A patient of Helen's,
an Israeli,

699
00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:31,041
who had come to her
in a depressed state

700
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,377
over his wife having left him,

701
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,245
captured Helen's heart.

702
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,381
I think we should
terminate your treatment

703
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,584
and give it a substantial
period of time,

704
00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,419
and then if we both
still feel the same way,

705
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:48,859
then I think we could start
to see each other socially.

706
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,762
Harry?

707
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:53,363
Harry?

708
00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:54,965
Harry?

709
00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:55,666
Richard.

710
00:28:55,668 --> 00:28:57,034
Lost in thought, I think.

711
00:28:57,036 --> 00:29:00,704
I was just thinking
about a book that I wrote.

712
00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:02,039
Well, I'm a mess.

713
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:02,773
What's the matter?

714
00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:04,374
I'm on my way to the doctor's.

715
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,677
I'm having severe pains
in my chest.

716
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,746
That's nothing.
That's indigestion

717
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:11,014
or gallbladder or ulcer
or acid reflux.

718
00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,483
No. Except I've got
a family history.

719
00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,284
My father died prematurely
of a heart attack,

720
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,553
my mother dropped dead
of a massive coronary,

721
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,322
and both my brother's were dead

722
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,557
before they were 50
from heart failure.

723
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,960
I don't know why you're
wasting time talking to me.

724
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,828
You should get an ambulance.

725
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,562
Are you busy?

726
00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:26,930
I was gonna see my editor.

727
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,266
It's just that I hate going
for these tests alone.

728
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,903
My mother died, you know,
giving birth to me...

729
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,305
for which my father
never forgave me, you know.

730
00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:39,409
It's funny. I wish before
he died I had forgiven him.

731
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:42,045
But we're morbid,
'cause you think you're dying,

732
00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,213
you know, but you're not.

733
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,983
Today, they got lasers.
They got all kinds of...

734
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,818
yeah, you and science, right?

735
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,020
Well, yes. There's
nothing wrong with science.

736
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:52,356
Between air conditioning
and the pope,

737
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,757
I'll take air conditioning.

738
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,192
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.

739
00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:58,562
Can we change the subject?
Can I change the subject?

740
00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:00,898
You know, I have writer's block.

741
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:03,033
For the first time in my life,

742
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,536
I can't come up
with a meaningful idea,

743
00:30:05,538 --> 00:30:06,904
something that holds
my interest.

744
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,172
Well, I think
since fay left you,

745
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,540
you've been having
a lot of trouble.

746
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:12,376
I'm seeing fay later.
I'm having a drink with fay.

747
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,477
I think that's very good.

748
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,712
I think she's good for you.

749
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:17,247
She's a lot better than, um,

750
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,651
a lot of those other
crazies that, uh, you...

751
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:21,985
ow! My God, my arm. Oh!

752
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,055
I'm telling you,
it's nothing, nothing.

753
00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,356
Oh!

754
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,125
I'm not scared.

755
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:30,460
You're in great shape,
great shape.

756
00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:33,564
You have a little
bursitis in your arm...

757
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,798
Well, that's fantastic.

758
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,633
You see?
What do I always say?

759
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,502
The most beautiful words
in the English language

760
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,938
are not "I love you,"
but "it's benign."

761
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,940
Look, we could do
some more tests,

762
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,508
but I don't think so.

763
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,275
This is fantastic.

764
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:46,476
Your heart's in great shape.

765
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:49,713
While I'm here, I hurt
my back a few weeks ago

766
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,081
opening a subzero refrigerator.

767
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,317
Let me buy you a cup of coffee.

768
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,384
Let me schedule you.

769
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:55,219
I don't have time.

770
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,020
What are you doing tomorrow?

771
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,322
Well, I'm busy. Why?

772
00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:00,424
Because I'm going up
to my old university.

773
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:01,325
They're honoring me.

774
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:03,260
I'm looking for company
to come with me.

775
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:06,296
I'm sure... I don't think
I can get out of this thing,

776
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:11,335
but... but that's great.
You know, congratulations.

777
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,852
So, you look great.

778
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:31,088
Ah, thank you.
You look a little tired.

779
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:35,092
Yes. 'Cause I'm struggling
with this book, you know, uh...

780
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:38,161
Naturally, I spent
the advance already.

781
00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:40,797
I'm having a tough,
uh... A tough time.

782
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:44,601
The reason that I wanted
to have this drink was...

783
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,136
can I get a red wine,

784
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,372
exact same thing
that she has, please?

785
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:51,475
I wanted to be the first
to tell you that, um...

786
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,210
I'm getting married.

787
00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,412
Oh. Don't say that.

788
00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:56,246
Why?

789
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,915
What do you mean, why?

790
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,617
Because... I love you.

791
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,587
How can you get married?

792
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,955
Who? Is it Larry?

793
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:08,659
I knew that. I don't
fucking believe this.

794
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,662
You know, this guy's
allegedly a friend of mine.

795
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,630
It's, you know, it's the devil.

796
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,265
I should never
have introduced you.

797
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,435
When Larry's around,
I smell burning sulfur.

798
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,438
Can we have your blessing?

799
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,739
Can I have it?

800
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,942
No! You certainly
don't have my blessing.

801
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,577
I don't want you to get married.

802
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,579
I don't want you to.

803
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,581
I should go.

804
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:31,515
I was your pupil.

805
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,984
It was Henry Higgins
and eliza Doolittle.

806
00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:37,020
That's what it was,
and that's what you loved.

807
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,789
But it didn't work that way.

808
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,123
What do you want me to say?

809
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,925
Why did you
fall in love with me?

810
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:44,094
I mean, you gave me
those endless lectures

811
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:46,596
on love in the Western world.

812
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:50,133
I didn't think I could.
I thought I was too damaged.

813
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,569
You know, but it's not,
you know...

814
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:53,637
I woke up one morning,

815
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,539
and I looked at you
over breakfast,

816
00:32:55,541 --> 00:33:00,410
and I thought to myself,
"God, this is what they mean.

817
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:03,080
This is what they're
talking about." And I...

818
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,349
all those warnings about
how I wasn't supposed

819
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:06,683
to fall in love with you.

820
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,052
I know, but then I fell
in love with you.

821
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,721
Another jerk fan.

822
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:14,291
That I would fuck you
and move on to the next fan,

823
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,059
but it didn't happen that way.

824
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:20,697
You know, you were a fan
and a... a... a follower

825
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:21,999
and then a pupil

826
00:33:22,001 --> 00:33:24,234
and then... then
you were a roommate.

827
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:26,570
And, you know, before I knew it,

828
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:30,574
you were the one who had control
of the channel changer.

829
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:31,942
Hey, look...

830
00:33:31,944 --> 00:33:34,211
You know, I'm... I'm...

831
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,546
Harry...

832
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,148
I loved you.

833
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,983
I was in awe of you.

834
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:43,754
But I wasn't in love with you.

835
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,288
To my old university.

836
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,591
They're honoring me,
if you can believe that.

837
00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:50,527
Come with me. Give me a chance
to talk you out of it.

838
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,895
Spend one day with me.

839
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,398
Harry, I'm getting
married tomorrow.

840
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,767
Tomorrow you're getting married?

841
00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:58,335
The day I'm honored,
you're getting...

842
00:33:58,337 --> 00:33:59,936
I can't fucking believe this.

843
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,171
You're getting married tomorrow?

844
00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:04,674
Yes! Yes, it's been
planned for months.

845
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:06,877
Don't do it!

846
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:09,246
I...

847
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:14,451
While goldberg
was asleep one night,

848
00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,653
the devil entered his apartment

849
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,822
and abducted
his beautiful blond love

850
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,991
and carried her off to hell.

851
00:34:20,993 --> 00:34:22,426
The following morning,

852
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:27,230
goldberg noticed the odd
smell of burning sulfur.

853
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:34,171
Harry block?

854
00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,539
Yeah. You're cookie?

855
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,706
Cookie Williams.

856
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,042
You wanted me here
at 10:00?

857
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:40,677
Yeah. Jeez.

858
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,915
So, uh...

859
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:48,051
You wanna...
shall we get to it?

860
00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:51,121
Uh, you don't want to talk
a little while first?

861
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:52,756
Talk? Why?

862
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:56,526
most guys don't like to
just jump right into bed

863
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:57,594
without a little talking.

864
00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,163
They think it's a little
too businesslike.

865
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:00,964
Oh, not me.

866
00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,332
You would tie me up.

867
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:03,433
Whatever you want.
But first,

868
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,769
let's get the monetary part
out of the way,

869
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,137
and then we can relax.

870
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,371
Absolutely.
You get 200?

871
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:09,639
That's right.
There you go.

872
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,409
So you want me
to tie you up, that's it?

873
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,878
I'd like you to hit me
a little bit

874
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,079
and give me a blow job.

875
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:18,248
Ok, a blow job, then hit you.

876
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,617
No, no. Hit me
and then the blow job.

877
00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,552
I want to get the order right.

878
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,520
Otherwise, it's no fun.

879
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,822
Tie me up, hit me,
give me a blow job.

880
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,391
What do you want me
to tie you with?

881
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,994
I thought you were
gonna wear stockings.

882
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:33,363
Cookie, you're a definite
artist. Definitely, you...

883
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:36,266
they should put your lips
in the Smithsonian.

884
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,968
It took you a long time.

885
00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:39,369
I didn't think you'd make it.

886
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:42,572
I was having a little problem
focusing for a while.

887
00:35:42,574 --> 00:35:44,241
Finally,
I got the right fantasy.

888
00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:47,944
I thought of a woman I saw
on sixth Avenue today,

889
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:50,747
and I coupled her with
Svetlana Stalin.

890
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,983
It's the daughter
of the dictator.

891
00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,050
It worked for me.

892
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:57,087
What do you take medicine for?

893
00:35:57,089 --> 00:35:58,522
Me? Depression.

894
00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,423
What are you depressed about?

895
00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:02,225
Depressed. Don't you
ever get depressed?

896
00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:05,462
Doesn't your work ever get
you down, or, you know...

897
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:08,131
It's ok. Beats the hell
out of waitressing.

898
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:11,001
You know, it's funny.
Every hooker I ever speak to

899
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,403
tells me that it beats
the hell out of waitressing.

900
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,405
Waitressing's got to be

901
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,439
the worst fucking job
in the world.

902
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,607
It's unbelievable.

903
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,643
What are you sad about?

904
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:23,213
I'm... I'm spiritually bankrupt.
I'm empty.

905
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,581
What do you mean?

906
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,815
I'm... I'm... I'm frightened.

907
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:29,252
I, uh, I got no soul.
You know what I mean?

908
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:33,957
When I was younger, it was
less scary waiting for lefty

909
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,660
than it is waiting for godot.

910
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:38,728
Uh, you lost me.

911
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:41,198
You know that the universe
is coming apart?

912
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,568
Do you know about that?
You know what a black hole is?

913
00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,870
Yeah. That's how
I make my living.

914
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,972
You know,
I got to tell you, cookie,

915
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:50,707
a great writer named sophocles

916
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:54,144
said that it was probably
best not to be born at all.

917
00:36:54,146 --> 00:36:56,379
Honey, it's a little
too late for that.

918
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,114
Mmm. I fought it.

919
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,885
I didn't want to come out.
They had to come in and get me.

920
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:05,755
You want another blow job?

921
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,489
How come?

922
00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:07,924
It's on the house, no charge,

923
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,927
'cause them pills you taking
sure as hell ain't working.

924
00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:14,197
I'm just in a peculiar mood
tonight, you know?

925
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:16,800
'Cause I had
some bad news today.

926
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:21,204
Hey, let me ask you a question.
What are you doing tomorrow?

927
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:22,172
Hustlin'.

928
00:37:22,174 --> 00:37:25,475
Yeah? Why don't you
come with me?

929
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:28,411
I'm going up to my old school

930
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,413
'cause they're gonna honor me.

931
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,082
I got nobody to share it with.

932
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,817
I'm serious.
Come with me.

933
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,152
I'll give you 500 bucks
for the day.

934
00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:38,688
Sleep here tonight,
come up with me tomorrow.

935
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,323
How come you got all this money?

936
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:42,792
I always keep
hooker money around

937
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,961
'cause I once paid
by check years ago

938
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,631
and the IRS killed me.

939
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:54,771
Mmm.

940
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,306
Mmm.

941
00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,008
Mmm.

942
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,444
Fay, when you get this message,

943
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,179
if it's not too late,

944
00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:05,515
I don't want you to get married

945
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:10,553
because I love you and
I want to marry you.

946
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:12,022
You...

947
00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:15,959
I was... I was looking
at my last book,

948
00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,627
the part where we met,

949
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,264
and, you know, I tried
to exaggerate it

950
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:22,532
to make it funny,

951
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:26,836
but it was actually
very romantic.

952
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:31,074
I'm in town. Norman's
meeting me to see<i> les mis.</i>

953
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,342
I have a free hour.

954
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,978
I... I... I don't know
if I can.

955
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:37,247
I got our usual place
at the wyndham.

956
00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:38,782
It's been almost 2 weeks.

957
00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,584
Uh, we'll have to make it fast.

958
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:45,088
I can't make it
believable for so long.

959
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:50,160
You'll be back in an hour.

960
00:38:50,162 --> 00:38:54,364
I have to be done
by then anyway.

961
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,635
Think I'll take a walk.

962
00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:04,307
Oh, yes, 'cause I thought
that I would just, you know,

963
00:39:04,309 --> 00:39:07,811
take a... just to get
some fresh air.

964
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,779
Oh.

965
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,582
Ok.

966
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,410
Excuse me.

967
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,746
Are you Harry block?

968
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:47,050
Your writing has been
so meaningful to me.

969
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,585
Thank you very much.

970
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,987
Can't believe I'm in
the elevator with you.

971
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,189
Well, it's no big deal.

972
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:54,958
Are you staying here?

973
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,762
No. No, I'm meeting
someone.

974
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,038
Oh, my God.

975
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,607
What is this?

976
00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:12,809
It's stuck again.
Again?

977
00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,444
If this was one of my stories,

978
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:16,646
this elevator would get
stuck between floors

979
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:20,750
and the two of us would start
a major affair and fall in love.

980
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,898
Promise me that you won't
fall in love with me.

981
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:35,799
No?

982
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:39,235
No. Definitely not.
Not a good idea.

983
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:44,407
Because I'm... I'm
too screwed up, you know?

984
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:48,778
I have too many...
too many quirks,

985
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:53,183
too many... you know, I have
trouble being faithful.

986
00:40:53,185 --> 00:40:57,353
I have trouble, you know,
too many phobias and craziness.

987
00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:01,357
Yeah, but I fell in love
with you before I met you,

988
00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,126
when I read you.

989
00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:05,361
Yes, but you fell
in love with my work.

990
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:08,131
That's a different thing,
you know?

991
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:12,335
I love your work.
I love your imagination.

992
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:16,473
But this is...
this is not a book.

993
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,740
You know what I mean?

994
00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:21,678
We're not characters
in a fictional thing.

995
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,215
I mean, this is...
so don't fall in love.

996
00:41:25,217 --> 00:41:29,452
Promise you won't
fall in love with me.

997
00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,220
I promise.

998
00:41:30,222 --> 00:41:32,589
You promise?
Promise.

999
00:41:50,307 --> 00:41:53,009
The subway took forever.
I'm sorry.

1000
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,845
You said you weren't coming.

1001
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,580
What do you mean?
No. We said 10:00.

1002
00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:58,815
I'm sure that's what we said.

1003
00:41:58,817 --> 00:41:59,716
No. When we left...

1004
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:00,650
I called you last night,

1005
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,085
and I said that
I got out of my thing.

1006
00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:03,253
You called me?
When did you call me?

1007
00:42:03,255 --> 00:42:05,488
I called you at 9:30
last night, remember?

1008
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,824
I mean, you were writing...

1009
00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,292
we spoke on the phone?

1010
00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,693
Of course. Absolutely.

1011
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,062
God, my mind has been
playing tricks on me.

1012
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,331
Cookie Williams,
this is my friend Richard.

1013
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,934
What's so special
about this honor anyway?

1014
00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:18,868
Well, the man is being honored

1015
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,937
by the very school
that once expelled him.

1016
00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:22,605
Yeah. If only hilly
could see me...

1017
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:23,773
he'd be so proud.

1018
00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:28,778
but short of kidnapping,
he ain't coming.

1019
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,214
Oh, dear.

1020
00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:33,349
This is ridiculous.

1021
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:36,386
You're going to get
in trouble. Come on back.

1022
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,721
Come on, boys.

1023
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:40,524
Dad?

1024
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:43,293
No, we're not going
to go to school today.

1025
00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,762
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey, stop it!

1026
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:46,829
I got... it's
an emergency.

1027
00:42:46,831 --> 00:42:48,698
What are you doing?
Come on, hilly.

1028
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:51,167
Hey! You! Stop!
Stop it!

1029
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,669
Stop it!
You can't do this!

1030
00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,603
Hilly, get out of the car!

1031
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:55,772
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!

1032
00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:58,374
Hey! Hey! Somebody
stop this man!

1033
00:42:58,376 --> 00:42:59,642
He's a deviant!

1034
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:01,411
Somebody stop him!

1035
00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,712
Somebody call the police!

1036
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,147
♪ When the red, red Robin ♪

1037
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,583
♪ comes Bob, Bob,
bobbin' along ♪

1038
00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:07,517
Go faster.

1039
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:09,252
♪ there'll be no more sobbin' ♪

1040
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,220
♪ when he starts throbbin' his ♪

1041
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,555
♪ old ♪ ♪ old ♪

1042
00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:14,290
♪ sweet song ♪

1043
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:15,858
♪ wake up, wake up ♪

1044
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:16,893
♪ you sleepyhead ♪

1045
00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:18,328
♪ get up, get up ♪

1046
00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:19,495
♪ get out of bed ♪

1047
00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:21,230
♪ cheer up, cheer up ♪

1048
00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:22,332
♪ the sun is red ♪

1049
00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:23,533
♪ live, love ♪

1050
00:43:23,535 --> 00:43:25,935
♪ laugh and be happy ♪

1051
00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,441
God, it's fabulous up here.

1052
00:43:31,443 --> 00:43:32,508
Oh, it's beautiful.
I love it.

1053
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:34,377
Hey, look, a Ferris wheel.

1054
00:43:34,379 --> 00:43:35,979
Whoa. Look
at the swings.

1055
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:37,513
Want to go?

1056
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:39,115
Yeah.

1057
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,422
Very good.

1058
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:49,425
Would you
like yours?

1059
00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:50,760
Yay!

1060
00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,962
Dad, high-five.

1061
00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,502
But I am going to smoke
this joint. You want some?

1062
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:01,971
No. I can't stand
that stuff.

1063
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:04,540
You see that place there?

1064
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:05,875
That red apple rest?

1065
00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:10,480
Years ago,
my then-wife Jane and I

1066
00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:11,882
were coming back
from Connecticut...

1067
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:12,982
her sister's house...

1068
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,984
and we had this awful fight.

1069
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,085
She was having her period,

1070
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:16,886
and we stopped off there

1071
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,354
to get some water for her midol.

1072
00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:19,889
I don't want to have a child,

1073
00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:21,457
and I wish you wouldn't
keep bringing it up,

1074
00:44:21,459 --> 00:44:23,359
especially,
in front of my parents.

1075
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:26,329
Understand? Harry,
we've discussed it.

1076
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,296
Yes, but don't I get a vote?

1077
00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:28,631
You<i> have</i> a child.

1078
00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,366
Yes, who I never get to see.

1079
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:31,634
That's not my fault.

1080
00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:33,002
I like being a father.

1081
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,837
I chose a different life
than Lucy.

1082
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,172
You knew that
when you married me.

1083
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,206
So you're dedicated
to your work,

1084
00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,808
and that means we can never
have any children.

1085
00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,543
Since when are you
such a family man?

1086
00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:44,714
Don't think I don't see you
staring at my sister Lucy.

1087
00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:45,581
What?

1088
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:46,949
Oh, don't play ignorant.

1089
00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:48,518
You watch her walk.
You watch her sit.

1090
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,254
You... you can't keep
your eyes off her toes.

1091
00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,756
Her toes?
Are you fucking nuts?

1092
00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:56,459
I'm suggesting that I
wouldn't put it past you

1093
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:59,195
if you weren't dying to
have a thing with her.

1094
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:02,165
She's a neurotic,
suburban hausfrau.

1095
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,866
I have no interest
in her. Zero.

1096
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:07,403
Uh-huh. Your level of denial
is a little intense.

1097
00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:11,741
from a premenstrual
nuclear meltdown.

1098
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,910
You want a hit?

1099
00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,745
Huh? Oh, no, no.

1100
00:45:15,747 --> 00:45:18,281
That smoke is killing me.

1101
00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:20,616
Listen, I'm going to go
over to the bathroom.

1102
00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:22,919
I'll catch you later.

1103
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:38,000
Cold fish,
your third ex-wife.

1104
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,970
She never would have
made a good mother.

1105
00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:43,039
Who are you?

1106
00:45:43,041 --> 00:45:45,541
It's me. Ken.

1107
00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:46,476
Ken?

1108
00:45:47,545 --> 00:45:51,280
You created me.
Now you don't recognize me?

1109
00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:54,183
I'm a little bit high
because of her smoke.

1110
00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:56,452
How'd you ever
hook up with Jane?

1111
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:59,055
Jane was fine. Jane was
just having her period,

1112
00:45:59,057 --> 00:46:02,391
Oh, no, no, it wasn't
just her period.

1113
00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:05,394
She was a cold, selfish woman.

1114
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:09,632
she doesn't realize
her sister hates her.

1115
00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:11,634
Hey, how do you know so much?

1116
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:14,837
I'm just you, thinly disguised.

1117
00:46:14,839 --> 00:46:16,372
You gave me
a little more maturity

1118
00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:19,075
and a different name.

1119
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,110
What are you saying?
That I know this?

1120
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,646
Of course you do.
That's why you picked her,

1121
00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:24,781
so it wouldn't work...

1122
00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:27,049
so you'd never have
to give up sport-fucking

1123
00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:29,685
and chronic dissatisfaction
and grow up.

1124
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,654
Hey, I'm not going
to stand out here

1125
00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:33,689
and get lectured
by my own creation.

1126
00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:35,892
Uh, uh, uh, you can't fool me.

1127
00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:37,493
I'm not like your shrink.

1128
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:39,295
He only knows what you tell him.

1129
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,196
I know the truth.

1130
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:41,764
And then, her sister Lucy...

1131
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,133
Another head case.

1132
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,001
Wow.

1133
00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:46,602
You sure can pick them.

1134
00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,771
But even she was
better than Jane...

1135
00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:51,374
more maternal,
and she loved you.

1136
00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,876
You weren't there the day
your bomb dropped on her,

1137
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:57,046
but take a look.

1138
00:46:58,816 --> 00:46:59,849
He left me.

1139
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:02,618
It's over. Our marriage
is finished.

1140
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:05,721
I'm so sorry to hear that.

1141
00:47:05,723 --> 00:47:06,923
Are you shocked?

1142
00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:08,591
Yes and no.

1143
00:47:08,593 --> 00:47:12,094
Things have not been
very good for some time.

1144
00:47:12,096 --> 00:47:14,564
I knew he played around.

1145
00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:16,999
Did you? You never
mentioned that.

1146
00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:20,069
I don't like to discuss
my private life.

1147
00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:22,572
At first, I suspected
Lynn, his editor,

1148
00:47:22,574 --> 00:47:24,006
but then I thought,

1149
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:25,041
no, it might be

1150
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,476
Allison Davis, a friend of ours.

1151
00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:31,480
I even thought he might
have a crush on you.

1152
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:32,415
Me?

1153
00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,583
Well, you're very beautiful,

1154
00:47:33,585 --> 00:47:35,585
and we've spent
a lot of time together,

1155
00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:39,121
and you two get along very well.

1156
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:42,058
I knew you never would
in a million years,

1157
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:46,729
but I imagined
he longed for you.

1158
00:47:46,731 --> 00:47:48,764
I think I even heard him
mention your name

1159
00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:51,234
in his sleep once.

1160
00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:53,970
My goodness.

1161
00:47:55,138 --> 00:47:56,706
Well...

1162
00:47:57,407 --> 00:47:59,942
That's absurd.
I mean...

1163
00:48:01,111 --> 00:48:02,678
Really.

1164
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,481
You're all red.

1165
00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:07,516
No. No.

1166
00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:10,953
Lucy, are you ok?

1167
00:48:10,955 --> 00:48:12,622
Look...

1168
00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:16,225
Since we're talking openly...

1169
00:48:16,793 --> 00:48:20,196
I have a confession to make.

1170
00:48:20,198 --> 00:48:21,130
Yes?

1171
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:22,698
Look...

1172
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:28,671
Life sometimes takes
very strange twists and turns.

1173
00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:31,374
and we're not responsible
for our feelings.

1174
00:48:31,376 --> 00:48:33,509
You know, everybody's
feelings are irrational.

1175
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:35,177
Yes, but to hear
from your husband

1176
00:48:35,179 --> 00:48:37,813
that he found another woman...

1177
00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,048
He...

1178
00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:43,719
He said his future
is all mapped out.

1179
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:45,922
Oh.

1180
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,024
Jane...

1181
00:48:48,026 --> 00:48:49,759
I'm going to be
totally Frank with you

1182
00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,894
and just try and hang on...

1183
00:48:51,896 --> 00:48:53,796
what can I say?
I'm being replaced.

1184
00:48:53,798 --> 00:48:56,265
Yes, yes, but it doesn't
have to be a nightmare

1185
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,967
if we're all just
mature about it.

1186
00:48:57,969 --> 00:49:02,905
Replaced
by a 25-year-old.

1187
00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:05,641
A 25-year-old...
a wannabe writer.

1188
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:09,445
Fay sexton is her sexy name.

1189
00:49:10,514 --> 00:49:14,116
What's the matter?
Now you're white.

1190
00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:16,252
Lucy...

1191
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:19,722
Lucy, have you eaten
anything today?

1192
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:23,626
Lucy, have a drink.
Have a drink.

1193
00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:24,961
Finish that.

1194
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:27,663
Hard to believe him
when he's such a liar.

1195
00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:28,831
I'm weak.

1196
00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:33,436
Lucy, Lucy, what's wrong?

1197
00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:36,105
You'd think he dumped<i> you.</i>

1198
00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:38,174
Look, I know you
feel bad for me,

1199
00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,042
air.
But I can handle it.

1200
00:49:40,044 --> 00:49:42,845
I'm in shock today, but...

1201
00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,981
I want
to speak to fay.

1202
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:47,917
I've been trying to
reach her since last night.

1203
00:49:47,919 --> 00:49:50,219
What? No, this is
an emergency.

1204
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,354
I've got to talk...

1205
00:49:51,356 --> 00:49:53,723
tell her to call me back.
She's got my number.

1206
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,558
Harry.
It's the car number.

1207
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,494
Harry, give up. She's
in love with someone else.

1208
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,529
This guy is too old for her.

1209
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,630
He's younger than you are.

1210
00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:03,532
Hey, I'm much too old for her.

1211
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:04,266
It's ridiculous.

1212
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:05,568
But because of my immaturity,

1213
00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,169
I have a boyish quality
that works.

1214
00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:08,938
Is it much longer, dad?

1215
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:10,406
We were just at the fair.

1216
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:11,540
You walked around.
You ate.

1217
00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,009
About how much longer is it?

1218
00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,210
It won't be long.

1219
00:50:14,212 --> 00:50:15,177
Dad...

1220
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,947
my sister lives
10 minutes from here.

1221
00:50:17,949 --> 00:50:19,749
We'll turn off.
We'll surprise her.

1222
00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:23,052
she's your half sister,
actually.

1223
00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:24,020
Yeah, she's my half sister,

1224
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:25,287
but it'll still be 10 minutes,

1225
00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:28,457
not 5, just because
she's a half sister,

1226
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,992
so...

1227
00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:34,830
It's wonderful.

1228
00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,298
Ah, it is so funny.

1229
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:37,066
Do you think so?

1230
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:38,901
Yeah, and it's really sad.

1231
00:50:38,903 --> 00:50:39,835
Oh, I really loved it.

1232
00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,904
You're so great.
You're so kind to me.

1233
00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:45,741
You know, you have such
a sweet, kind instinct.

1234
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:46,976
Harry...

1235
00:50:46,978 --> 00:50:48,911
Harry, don't do that.

1236
00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:52,248
I count on you
to really be critical,

1237
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,382
to really be tough.

1238
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:54,350
You're too easy on me.

1239
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:56,218
What? What was wrong
with the story?

1240
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,387
What was wrong with it
is that it had...

1241
00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:00,890
It had no energy.

1242
00:51:00,892 --> 00:51:02,291
I became very
discouraged with it.

1243
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:05,061
It's got... it doesn't
release any power.

1244
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:05,995
It came to nothing.

1245
00:51:05,997 --> 00:51:08,397
No. I thought
it was really touching.

1246
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,499
I mean, you knew
when the boy grew up

1247
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,802
that he would never
learn to love.

1248
00:51:12,804 --> 00:51:16,705
I think your problem
is you love too easily.

1249
00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:19,942
I think you're
beautiful and great

1250
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:22,211
and too kind to me

1251
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,580
and lovely.

1252
00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:26,882
But you're not in love with me.

1253
00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:29,552
I told you not to fall
in love with me,

1254
00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:34,623
Yeah, but I still have not
been able to figure out why.

1255
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:38,594
Why? Because I'm the boy
in that story.

1256
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,862
And I can't love,

1257
00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:42,798
so I don't want you
to get into anything.

1258
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,501
Well, you love hilly.

1259
00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:46,469
What?

1260
00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:48,137
You love hilly.

1261
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:49,638
Mmm.

1262
00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:53,209
Sure, I love hilly,
because hilly's my son.

1263
00:51:53,211 --> 00:51:56,645
It's easy to love
a little kid, you know.

1264
00:51:56,647 --> 00:51:58,948
Yeah, but you love music.

1265
00:51:58,950 --> 00:51:59,582
Yes.

1266
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:00,616
And you love baseball.

1267
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:02,751
Baseball's also easy,
because it has rules.

1268
00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:04,753
It has foul lines,
you know, and...

1269
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,756
But women are complicated.

1270
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,158
Mmm.

1271
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,059
Mmm.

1272
00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:10,993
Happy Birthday.

1273
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:12,495
Ohh. You're kidding.

1274
00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:13,796
Come on, open it up.

1275
00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,264
You... this is...

1276
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:18,000
You didn't have
to get me anything.

1277
00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:20,236
It's probably
another sweater, right?

1278
00:52:20,238 --> 00:52:21,704
Mmm.

1279
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:25,274
A baseball signed
by the 1951 giants.

1280
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:27,710
Really?
That's so great.

1281
00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:28,844
The '51 giants were...

1282
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,781
The one genuine miracle
of my lifetime.

1283
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:33,682
That's so great.

1284
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:34,750
When he hit that home run,

1285
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:36,585
that was the only hint
I've ever had

1286
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:38,521
that there may be a God.

1287
00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,756
That's so... you know...

1288
00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:42,458
What made you think of that?

1289
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:43,492
Mmm.

1290
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,360
It was easy.

1291
00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:47,096
You're the greatest.

1292
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:48,098
You are the greatest.

1293
00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:49,131
Well, it's your birthday today,

1294
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,966
so you get any wish you want.

1295
00:52:50,968 --> 00:52:54,937
Yes, anything at all that
would make your day special.

1296
00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:55,905
Good.

1297
00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:57,806
You are the greatest.

1298
00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,108
I don't deserve you.

1299
00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:01,277
You know, you're too...

1300
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,811
Too...

1301
00:53:09,148 --> 00:53:10,287
So we were driving.

1302
00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,988
We thought we'd
stop in to see you.

1303
00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,990
This is Richard.
This is cookie.

1304
00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,125
Hi, Richard.

1305
00:53:16,127 --> 00:53:17,660
Hello, darling,
I'm your aunt Doris.

1306
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,661
I bet you don't even
remember me.

1307
00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:19,962
Do you remember your Uncle Burt?

1308
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,297
You haven't seen him in awhile.

1309
00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,998
Oh, thank you.

1310
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,933
Burt, get hilly a sandwich.

1311
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:24,833
Would you like something to eat?

1312
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:27,002
Maybe a cookie
or something like that?

1313
00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:29,038
Come in the kitchen here.

1314
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,172
I just got to go
to the bathroom.

1315
00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:32,441
Where's the John, honey?

1316
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:34,376
Yeah, you just go
right through there.

1317
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:35,778
Over there?
Yeah.

1318
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:37,346
So, I thought we'd drop in.

1319
00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:38,180
Do you like that?

1320
00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,648
I'll have
some water.

1321
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:42,184
Boy, you're the last
person in the world

1322
00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:43,986
I ever expected to see.

1323
00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:45,254
Don't say that, Doris.

1324
00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:46,956
Yeah, and what's with cookie?

1325
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,023
Cookie's the nanny.

1326
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,391
The nanny? Where
did you get her from,

1327
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:50,659
an agency or a massage parlor?

1328
00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:53,762
Oh, Jesus, she's a sweet kid.
What are you picking on...

1329
00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:55,831
still with the sexpots,
the tramps,

1330
00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,366
the<i> vihlde chayes.</i>

1331
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,767
She's got a ph.D.,
this girl.

1332
00:53:58,769 --> 00:54:00,569
Really? I don't know how
she did on her written,

1333
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,239
but I'm sure she got
an "a" plus on her oral.

1334
00:54:03,241 --> 00:54:04,974
Hey, give me a break, will you?

1335
00:54:04,976 --> 00:54:08,410
I take the time
to drop in to say hello.

1336
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:11,113
Can you believe that
they're honoring me at adair?

1337
00:54:11,115 --> 00:54:12,381
I can't believe it.

1338
00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:15,551
but it's great for hilly,
I think, to see me.

1339
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,187
The last time I saw him,
he was 6-years-old.

1340
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:21,190
Well, you know, you don't
exactly contact me, either.

1341
00:54:21,192 --> 00:54:22,725
Well, I know
what you think of me.

1342
00:54:22,727 --> 00:54:24,793
Oh, please, Doris,
don't start in.

1343
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,663
What, am I wrong? It's
all over your book...

1344
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:30,532
"Jewish," "too Jewish,"
"professionally Jewish."

1345
00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:31,867
Of course, you attributed it all

1346
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:32,869
to your ex-wife Joan,

1347
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:34,603
but you gave her
the details of my life

1348
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,705
because you wanted to depict her

1349
00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:39,008
Oh, I don't know
what you're talking about.

1350
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,743
Oh, you don't know
what I'm talking about?

1351
00:54:40,745 --> 00:54:43,112
You made a picture of
your ex as a horror.

1352
00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,346
And in order to make
that picture

1353
00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:45,881
unsympathetic and unappetizing,

1354
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:47,416
yes, you used some
of her, but mostly...

1355
00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:50,886
mostly, you caricatured
my religious dedication.

1356
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:53,389
because it has
always enraged you

1357
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,757
that I returned to my roots.

1358
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:57,826
What roots? You were
a wonderful, sweet kid.

1359
00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:00,462
You know, you got me
through my childhood.

1360
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:03,432
And, you know, then you
go away to fort lauderdale,

1361
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:06,602
and you meet this fanatic...
this zealot.

1362
00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:10,839
And he fills you
full of superstition.

1363
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:11,940
It's tradition.

1364
00:55:11,942 --> 00:55:14,576
Tradition is the illusion
of permanence.

1365
00:55:14,578 --> 00:55:16,478
You have no values.
Your whole life,

1366
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,846
it's nihilism, it's cynicism,

1367
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:20,082
it's sarcasm and orgasm.

1368
00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:24,486
In France, I could run
on that slogan and win.

1369
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:26,655
I'm a Jew.
I was born a Jew.

1370
00:55:26,657 --> 00:55:28,157
What, do you hate me
because of that?

1371
00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:32,361
And if our parents
converted to catholicism

1372
00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:33,595
a month before you were born,

1373
00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:37,833
They're clubs. They're
exclusionary... all of them.

1374
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,869
You know, they foster
the concept of the other,

1375
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:43,205
so you know clearly
who you should hate.

1376
00:55:43,207 --> 00:55:45,107
Oh, would you...
that's enough.

1377
00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:47,576
Let me ask you a question.
If a Jew gets massacred,

1378
00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:51,313
does that bother you more
than if a gentile gets hurt

1379
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:52,981
or a black or a Bosnian?

1380
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,983
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it does. It does.

1381
00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:56,985
I can't help it.
It's my people.

1382
00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:58,520
They're all your people.

1383
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,456
You know what?
Burt is right about you.

1384
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,257
You're
a self-hating Jew.

1385
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:05,394
Hey, I may hate myself,
but not because I'm Jewish.

1386
00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:06,962
Oh, he says he's not
a self-hating Jew

1387
00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:09,264
and look at how
he talks about them

1388
00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:10,532
in his stories.

1389
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:15,304
Max and Dolly pincus
were married for 30 years.

1390
00:56:15,306 --> 00:56:18,507
and there was never a family
wedding or bar mitzvah

1391
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:21,343
where they were not
generous participants.

1392
00:56:21,345 --> 00:56:22,511
Max, how are you?

1393
00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:25,681
Yossel, mazel tov.
Here.

1394
00:56:25,683 --> 00:56:26,915
For Donald.

1395
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,684
Thank you, Max.

1396
00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,556
Dolly.

1397
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,592
Dolly, you got a private minute?

1398
00:56:36,594 --> 00:56:39,928
We are leaving anyhow
in a few minutes.

1399
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,499
I don't even know
if I should tell you.

1400
00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:45,367
What?
Tell me what?

1401
00:56:45,369 --> 00:56:47,336
Tell me, and I will tell you
if you should tell me.

1402
00:56:47,338 --> 00:56:49,938
Oh, Dolly, my heart is heavy.

1403
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:53,442
Nothing terrible happened
to your husband Phil, did it?

1404
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:57,146
He has been dead
for so many years.

1405
00:56:57,148 --> 00:56:58,280
Well...

1406
00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:00,783
When I was in Florida last week,

1407
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:01,984
I ran into a man

1408
00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:05,721
who heard from someone
who knew someone who...

1409
00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:09,224
Anyway, it seems Max
has some secret

1410
00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:13,028
Max? You're talking
about<i> my</i> Max?

1411
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,396
Yep. A dark secret.

1412
00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:16,031
What kind of a dark secret?

1413
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:19,468
What? What is
by you dark?

1414
00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:20,202
I don't know.

1415
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:21,737
What kind of a dark secret?

1416
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:24,807
We have been married
for 30 years already.

1417
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,275
You're his first wife?

1418
00:57:26,277 --> 00:57:27,543
Well, sure, I'm a first wife.

1419
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,445
Well, before me,
he worked for...

1420
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:31,880
ok. Ok, ok, ok.
All right.

1421
00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:33,115
What?

1422
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,950
You heard something different?

1423
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:36,618
I heard only a dark secret.

1424
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,687
Do I know <i>what</i> dark secret?

1425
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,856
Who told you?

1426
00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:42,891
Wolf fishbein.

1427
00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:43,893
Uhh...

1428
00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:45,828
be careful, Dolly.

1429
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,896
That's all I want to say.

1430
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,532
Dolly tried
putting Elsie's words

1431
00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:51,433
out of her mind,

1432
00:57:51,435 --> 00:57:54,102
but Max's dark secret
plagued her.

1433
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:57,706
Then one day, she ran
into wolf fishbein,

1434
00:57:57,708 --> 00:58:00,242
and the truth was revealed.

1435
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:02,144
Breathe deeply.
Try to breathe deeply.

1436
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:05,280
Oy. You were right,
Elsie. You were right.

1437
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,583
Fishbein told me a tale.

1438
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:10,152
Max, before I met him,

1439
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:11,820
he lived in Florida.

1440
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:14,389
Oy. He had a store...

1441
00:58:14,391 --> 00:58:16,091
groceries.

1442
00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:17,292
He was married.

1443
00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:18,260
He was married.

1444
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:20,629
Now it comes out.

1445
00:58:20,631 --> 00:58:22,664
To a woman...

1446
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,132
With 2 children.

1447
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:26,068
Max had other children?

1448
00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:28,070
No. The woman's
children,

1449
00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:31,206
From a prior marriage.

1450
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:33,008
Aha.

1451
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,143
He began an affair

1452
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,312
with the downstairs neighbor...

1453
00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:40,949
He probably had
all his hair then.

1454
00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:43,685
Meanwhile, he got into debt

1455
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,787
deeper and deeper

1456
00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:49,324
and... and carry on
with the neighbor.

1457
00:58:49,326 --> 00:58:51,059
Oy, my heart.

1458
00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:52,995
My heart.

1459
00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:58,333
So he can't get himself
out of a predicament.

1460
00:58:58,335 --> 00:58:59,434
So what does he do?

1461
00:58:59,436 --> 00:59:01,637
You're going to tell me
he stole money?

1462
00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:03,772
I should be so lucky.

1463
00:59:03,774 --> 00:59:06,341
He killed his wife.

1464
00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:08,477
No.

1465
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:11,113
The man purchased an ax.

1466
00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:12,381
With an ax?

1467
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,415
And you know Max.

1468
00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:14,883
He's nothing with tools.

1469
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:17,553
He can't even hang a picture.

1470
00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:19,021
I'm dropping dead.

1471
00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:21,123
Plus her children, Elsie.

1472
00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,359
Plus a neighbor.

1473
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:28,664
4 people he killed
one night with an ax.

1474
00:59:28,666 --> 00:59:30,532
Your Max?

1475
00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:32,601
And this is not the capper.

1476
00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:34,636
There's more?

1477
00:59:34,638 --> 00:59:35,771
More.

1478
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:37,472
More.

1479
00:59:37,474 --> 00:59:39,575
What more?

1480
00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:41,310
He ate them.

1481
00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:43,645
What, are you talking crazy?

1482
00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,647
Elsie,

1483
00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:46,682
he devoured them.

1484
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:48,717
I can't breathe.

1485
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:50,886
Everything is closing in.

1486
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,888
Whatever you do,

1487
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:55,023
first, hear Max's side.

1488
00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:56,725
Max has a side?

1489
00:59:56,727 --> 00:59:59,828
He kills his family
and eats them up.

1490
00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:05,067
He was a good husband and
a loving father for 30 years.

1491
01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:07,102
You have a daughter
who went to college.

1492
01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:10,639
You have a son who's a writer.

1493
01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,641
Maybe the best course of action

1494
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:15,711
is let sleeping dogs lie.

1495
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:19,214
Honey, would you pass
the sour cream?

1496
01:00:23,152 --> 01:00:27,222
You, uh, haven't
touched a thing.

1497
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:29,691
Nice weather!

1498
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,126
It's ok.

1499
01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,961
It's not just ok.

1500
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:34,229
It's nice!

1501
01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:35,364
All right, all right.

1502
01:00:35,366 --> 01:00:36,865
What are you getting
so steamed up about?

1503
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:40,702
What makes<i> you</i> such an
authority on the weather?

1504
01:00:40,704 --> 01:00:42,037
Me?

1505
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:43,071
All I said...

1506
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,340
I know, I know.
I know what you said.

1507
01:00:45,342 --> 01:00:47,209
The fish is delicious.

1508
01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,478
Wouldn't you rather have meat?

1509
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,813
Since when do I eat meat?

1510
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,648
Mm-hmm.

1511
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:53,682
With my arteries,

1512
01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:56,118
you gotta watch out
for the cholesterol.

1513
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:56,885
Uh-huh.

1514
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:59,087
What is the "uh-huh"?

1515
01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:02,724
I mean, you've been
very touchy lately.

1516
01:01:02,726 --> 01:01:04,960
Don't interrogate me...

1517
01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:08,063
Mr. Max pinchuck!

1518
01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:15,837
Where did you hear that name?

1519
01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:17,572
Did you kill your first wife

1520
01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,707
with an ax?

1521
01:01:18,709 --> 01:01:20,375
I gotta headache.
Please.

1522
01:01:20,377 --> 01:01:22,210
Did you chop her up,

1523
01:01:22,212 --> 01:01:25,380
along with your mistress?

1524
01:01:26,215 --> 01:01:27,215
Ok.

1525
01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:29,184
If I tell you why I did it,

1526
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:31,053
do you promise not to nudge me?

1527
01:01:31,055 --> 01:01:34,122
Wolf fishbein said
in order to hide the bodies

1528
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:36,591
you<i> ate</i> them!

1529
01:01:36,593 --> 01:01:39,795
So what are you making a fuss?

1530
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:42,497
Some bury, some burn.

1531
01:01:42,499 --> 01:01:43,632
I ate.

1532
01:01:43,634 --> 01:01:45,133
Enough!

1533
01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:47,235
I remember Max pincus'
dark secret.

1534
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:48,470
That is a disgraceful story.

1535
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:50,605
You don't see your sick
view of our parents?

1536
01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,441
I wrote it when
I was much younger.

1537
01:01:52,443 --> 01:01:54,443
The first of a number
of anti-semitic pieces.

1538
01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:56,878
Oh, here he is,
direct from the wailing wall.

1539
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,680
Disrespectful, shameful.

1540
01:01:58,682 --> 01:02:00,115
The Jews haven't suffered enough

1541
01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:01,850
without being depicted
by this one

1542
01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:03,251
and homicidal cannibals.

1543
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:06,655
He's betting everything
on physics and pussy!

1544
01:02:06,657 --> 01:02:08,457
If you'll excuse the expression.

1545
01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,092
Yeah, wait till he gets cancer.

1546
01:02:10,094 --> 01:02:11,626
He'll be the first one
in synagogue,

1547
01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:13,695
sitting in the front row
in a yarmulke.

1548
01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:15,597
Why should I get cancer?
I eat broccoli.

1549
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:17,632
Do you care even
about the holocaust,

1550
01:02:17,634 --> 01:02:19,000
or do you think
it never happened?

1551
01:02:19,002 --> 01:02:21,403
Not only do I know
that we lost 6 million,

1552
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:22,437
but the scary thing is

1553
01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,673
that records are made
to be broken, you know?

1554
01:02:24,675 --> 01:02:26,908
I mean, I know what's out there.

1555
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,076
Do you have any idea?

1556
01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:30,112
He creates offensive
Jewish stereotypes

1557
01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:31,480
like in <i>der sturmer.</i>

1558
01:02:31,482 --> 01:02:33,582
Max is a version of daddy...
a man you hated,

1559
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:35,751
a man you think
committed the crime

1560
01:02:35,753 --> 01:02:36,785
of being a terrible parent.

1561
01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:39,254
Well, he<i> was</i> a terrible parent.

1562
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,556
Thank you for dropping by.

1563
01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:43,024
Please come again
in another 4 years.

1564
01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,961
Hey, look, wouldn't it be
a better world

1565
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:47,062
if not every group

1566
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:49,631
thought they had
a direct line to God?

1567
01:02:49,633 --> 01:02:52,134
He thinks
I'm all Jewish paranoia.

1568
01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:54,002
No, I don't think
you're paranoid.

1569
01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:55,670
I think you're
the opposite of a paranoid.

1570
01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:58,406
I think you go around
with the insane delusion

1571
01:02:58,408 --> 01:03:01,276
that people like you.

1572
01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:10,418
What's the matter?

1573
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,020
You son of a bitch!

1574
01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:12,888
What's wrong?

1575
01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,890
You sick, sick, sick,

1576
01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:16,525
sick fucking bastard!

1577
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:17,325
What's wrong?

1578
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:18,460
What is wrong?!
What is wrong?!

1579
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:19,895
What do you think is wrong?

1580
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:22,597
So you've had an affair
with one of my patients.

1581
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:25,400
Don't act like you don't
know what I'm talking about!

1582
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,569
You know what I'm talking about!

1583
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:30,939
I just talked to her.
She told me the whole thing.

1584
01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:31,873
Who? Who?

1585
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,208
Who? Who? Who?

1586
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,576
Mrs. pollack.

1587
01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:35,811
Amy pollack.

1588
01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:37,412
Can I explain something?

1589
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:38,680
You know Amy pollack?

1590
01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:40,248
No, you cannot explain anything,

1591
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,416
you little fucking asshole!

1592
01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,250
Will you calm down?

1593
01:03:42,252 --> 01:03:44,519
Don't you tell me to calm down!

1594
01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:45,521
What's wrong?

1595
01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:46,922
What is wrong?

1596
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,523
I treat this woman,

1597
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:49,825
and she exits,

1598
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:51,459
and you meet her,

1599
01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:55,430
Supposing I told you
that my fucking Amy pollack

1600
01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:56,731
was a disguised plea

1601
01:03:56,733 --> 01:03:58,433
for more closeness with you.

1602
01:03:58,435 --> 01:04:01,503
Oh, God. Then I'd say
you were a mental case.

1603
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,538
This is you
with your first wife.

1604
01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,574
You were claiming
that you loved her,

1605
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:07,042
and that you couldn't
live without her

1606
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:09,277
while you're having
affair after affair.

1607
01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:10,545
My first wife, I told you,

1608
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:13,014
I was laying in bed
with her one night,

1609
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,549
I turned off her

1610
01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:15,917
because the way
the light struck her,

1611
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:18,220
suddenly she looked to me
like Max schmeling.

1612
01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:19,621
What do you want me to say?

1613
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,122
Not that she wasn't
a pretty girl,

1614
01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:22,557
but she looked
like Max schmeling.

1615
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,526
I couldn't get
an erection after that.

1616
01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:26,428
Stop this tap-dancing!
This is bullshit!

1617
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:27,128
It is not bullshit.

1618
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,163
It<i> is</i> bullshit!

1619
01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:30,465
With you it's different.
You turned off me.

1620
01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:32,901
That's what happened
ever since hilly was born.

1621
01:04:32,903 --> 01:04:35,437
You're the one... we've been
living like siblings.

1622
01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,806
Don't try to play
"blame the victim"!

1623
01:04:37,808 --> 01:04:39,107
What are you talking about?

1624
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:41,977
I... hey, I'm as much
a victim as you.

1625
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:44,212
You know, you think
that getting a blow job

1626
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:47,182
from a big-bosomed
26-year-old

1627
01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:48,583
is a pleasurable thing for me?

1628
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,619
Oh, you're making me sick!

1629
01:04:50,621 --> 01:04:53,421
I can't believe
this is happening.

1630
01:04:53,423 --> 01:04:54,556
You're overreacting.

1631
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:55,757
I'm not overreacting!

1632
01:04:55,759 --> 01:04:57,559
You... you... are you trying
to tell me,

1633
01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:59,261
that every week
for the last 4 months

1634
01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:02,063
that you've been with her
in the hotel?

1635
01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:04,633
Oh, that's so crazy.
No, of course not!

1636
01:05:04,635 --> 01:05:07,202
I... you know,
I rented an apartment.

1637
01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,437
Aah! I'm gonna kill you!

1638
01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:10,439
Wait! No!

1639
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,207
Yes, I am!

1640
01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,041
Aah.

1641
01:05:13,043 --> 01:05:14,376
Hello, doctor.

1642
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:16,077
I'm sorry I'm late.

1643
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:19,714
Take off your coat.
Come in.

1644
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:34,062
Uh...

1645
01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:35,163
I've been...

1646
01:05:35,165 --> 01:05:36,932
I've been losing sleep at night.

1647
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:39,167
I can't shut my eyes at night.

1648
01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:41,636
I... I think
I should quit my job,

1649
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:44,539
but I can't bring myself
to do it.

1650
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:45,607
Maybe because

1651
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:48,376
my brother-in-law
treats me kindly.

1652
01:05:48,378 --> 01:05:50,111
But... but working for him

1653
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,180
is taking its toll on me
emotionally.

1654
01:05:52,182 --> 01:05:54,649
Could you excuse me,
Mr. farber?

1655
01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,351
What?

1656
01:05:59,255 --> 01:06:01,022
You fucked-up fuck!

1657
01:06:01,024 --> 01:06:03,925
I can't believe
you fucking did this!

1658
01:06:03,927 --> 01:06:05,226
You fucking asshole!

1659
01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:06,828
You fucked my patient?!

1660
01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:09,597
Harry, you don't fuck
somebody's patient!

1661
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,866
Fuck you!

1662
01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:22,510
Continue, Mr. farber.

1663
01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:23,979
Uh...

1664
01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:25,714
Uh, er...

1665
01:06:25,716 --> 01:06:26,881
I...

1666
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,016
You lost your thread?

1667
01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,585
You were talking
about quitting your job.

1668
01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:32,053
Oh. Right.

1669
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:33,621
You know...

1670
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:37,192
Well, I discussed it
with my wife.

1671
01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:38,960
While she seems on the surface

1672
01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:40,195
to be supportive,

1673
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,430
I know she'd rather I stay on.

1674
01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:44,399
She idolizes Gordon.

1675
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:45,867
I mean, all the time,

1676
01:06:45,869 --> 01:06:48,870
that's all she does is spend
time with him anyway.

1677
01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:52,674
Listen, could you excuse me
just one more second?

1678
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:53,541
Again?

1679
01:06:53,543 --> 01:06:57,145
I can hear you
from the hallway. Loudly.

1680
01:06:58,214 --> 01:06:59,647
I want you to get out of here.

1681
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:02,117
I want you to get your
goddamn stuff together,

1682
01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:04,185
and I want you
to get out of here!

1683
01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,121
You know, I cannot understand

1684
01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:08,823
why the most sophisticated
of women

1685
01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:10,392
can't tell the difference

1686
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,693
between a meaningless

1687
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,428
hot, passionate sexual affair

1688
01:07:13,430 --> 01:07:16,197
and a nice, solid,
tranquil, routine marriage.

1689
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:17,966
Harry, just tell me something.

1690
01:07:17,968 --> 01:07:20,135
Was she the only one,
or were there others?

1691
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:22,103
No, Amy pollack
was the only one.

1692
01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:24,305
May God strike me dead
if I'm lying.

1693
01:07:24,307 --> 01:07:25,573
You're an atheist, Harry!

1694
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:27,609
Yeah. Hey, we're alone
in the universe.

1695
01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:29,778
You're gonna blame that
on me, too?

1696
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:31,012
Oh, stop
that tap-dancing!

1697
01:07:31,014 --> 01:07:33,615
You... you know,
you turned off me first.

1698
01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:35,917
Oh,<i> please!</i>

1699
01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:37,152
No, I... I gave birth.

1700
01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:39,387
You know, when women give birth,

1701
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:40,488
there is a time period

1702
01:07:40,490 --> 01:07:42,991
when their hormones
just sort of go crazy.

1703
01:07:42,993 --> 01:07:43,993
Yes, there are...

1704
01:07:43,994 --> 01:07:47,529
Ok, so you're telling me
that you're settling.

1705
01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:48,997
I accept that.

1706
01:07:48,999 --> 01:07:50,131
You accept that?

1707
01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:53,034
Oh, Harry,
you are so fucking nuts!

1708
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,669
Take it easy.

1709
01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:57,505
If you're not happy
in a marriage,

1710
01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:59,441
you don't cheat.

1711
01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:01,409
And with my patient?

1712
01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:04,079
that is a sacred trust.
My patient.

1713
01:08:04,081 --> 01:08:06,147
What do you want?
Who else do I meet?

1714
01:08:06,149 --> 01:08:07,916
I'm here,
I'm working in the room,

1715
01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:10,418
we have the baby,
you're out there practicing,

1716
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,786
we never socialize.

1717
01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:12,954
So now you're blaming me

1718
01:08:12,956 --> 01:08:15,590
because I don't go out
with you enough places

1719
01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:18,493
where you can meet
strangers to fuck!

1720
01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:22,197
Look...

1721
01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:25,233
I was merely explaining to you

1722
01:08:25,235 --> 01:08:27,202
why my choice, of necessity,

1723
01:08:27,204 --> 01:08:29,237
is confined to your practice.

1724
01:08:29,239 --> 01:08:31,906
Oh, God. I knew
you were mentally ill

1725
01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,374
before I married you,

1726
01:08:33,376 --> 01:08:34,609
but I thought, somehow,

1727
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,911
because I was
a trained professional

1728
01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:38,546
that I could help you.

1729
01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:40,482
Hey. Come on.

1730
01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:41,749
Don't... don't...

1731
01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:43,017
The last thing you wanna do

1732
01:08:43,019 --> 01:08:45,587
is get down on yourself
as a therapist.

1733
01:08:45,589 --> 01:08:47,555
Ohh, God!

1734
01:08:47,557 --> 01:08:48,957
I want you to get your shit,

1735
01:08:48,959 --> 01:08:50,959
and I want you to get
your goddamn clothes,

1736
01:08:50,961 --> 01:08:53,461
and I want you to get
the fuck out of here!

1737
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,663
You are the most fucking
irresponsible person

1738
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:58,566
I've ever seen
in my entire life!

1739
01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:01,202
And get out!

1740
01:09:03,405 --> 01:09:06,374
Continue, Mr. farber.

1741
01:09:07,109 --> 01:09:08,143
Doctor...

1742
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:12,147
And I mean tonight,
motherfucker!

1743
01:09:19,188 --> 01:09:21,856
Dad, my Pepsi.

1744
01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,064
So you got even
with your ex-wife

1745
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:32,167
and with your sister,
and I was born?

1746
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:34,536
Born? What are you
talking about?

1747
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:35,703
From your pen.

1748
01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:37,071
From your fertile imagination.

1749
01:09:37,073 --> 01:09:38,473
And I mean <i>imagination.</i>

1750
01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,341
Hey, I was not trying
to get even with Joan.

1751
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:43,144
Oh, and you created me as
the shrewish Jewish hybrid

1752
01:09:43,146 --> 01:09:45,146
who goes off
with another patient,

1753
01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:47,515
an orthodox divorcee
from Tel Aviv.

1754
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,584
My sister never should
have married Burt.

1755
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:52,520
This guy's turned her
into a zealot.

1756
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,490
It wasn't her fault
your father persecuted you.

1757
01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,525
She was fine till
she wound up with him...

1758
01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:00,028
this right-wing hawk
that she's married.

1759
01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:03,665
So she disappointed you
in her choice of husbands?

1760
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,366
Well, fuck you.
She loves Burt.

1761
01:10:05,368 --> 01:10:06,734
She was a wonderful kid.

1762
01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:08,136
She had a flair for physics.

1763
01:10:08,138 --> 01:10:10,338
Suddenly overnight,
she's kosher.

1764
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,539
She loves you still,

1765
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,374
despite your obvious
condescension

1766
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:14,876
towards her life.

1767
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:18,580
Would you like to hear
what she says about you?

1768
01:10:18,582 --> 01:10:19,814
He's not so bad, Burt.

1769
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,049
He really was
a very good brother.

1770
01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:23,585
Just my father
<i>did</i> never forgive him

1771
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:24,719
when his wife died.

1772
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,120
The man is not a Jewish man.

1773
01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:28,389
He's not a Jewish man.
That's all.

1774
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,924
All right. Poor Harry.

1775
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:30,926
He was always lost.

1776
01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:33,061
You know, he could just
never accept the fact

1777
01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:35,530
that there are things
you can't know.

1778
01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:38,666
The man is incapable
of an act of faith.

1779
01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:40,568
All right.
For that, I pity him.

1780
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,870
You know, I would like
to hug him again

1781
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:43,972
like when we were kids.

1782
01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:47,442
And if I was upset,
he was a comfort to me.

1783
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,310
What happens to us?

1784
01:10:49,312 --> 01:10:50,111
Doris...

1785
01:10:50,113 --> 01:10:52,480
She can't hear you.

1786
01:10:53,449 --> 01:10:55,416
And as for Joan...

1787
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:57,418
Joan? Joan hates me.

1788
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,853
Well, shouldn't she?

1789
01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,154
Why should she hate me,

1790
01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:02,156
because I was unfaithful to her?

1791
01:11:02,158 --> 01:11:03,958
No, because when she caught you,

1792
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,093
you weren't a man.

1793
01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:07,161
You turned into
this double-talking,

1794
01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:10,064
wise-cracking,
tap-dancing liar.

1795
01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:12,100
Well, if she had not
become so enraged,

1796
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:13,701
maybe we could've
patched things up.

1797
01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,703
Listen to this guy.
Deluded...

1798
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:18,072
maybe it tapered a bit
after hilly was born,

1799
01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:20,141
but you two had sex
pretty regularly.

1800
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:23,111
I have no idea why
I took up with that patient.

1801
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:25,013
She was available,
she was adorable.

1802
01:11:25,015 --> 01:11:27,148
You know, and my marriage
was droning on.

1803
01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,750
Well, what you call "droning on"

1804
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:32,720
Well, if that's working,
then marriage is not for me.

1805
01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:34,055
Well, it's not for everyone.

1806
01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:36,057
Well, you know,
but then I get lonely.

1807
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:38,159
Hey, what do you want me to say?

1808
01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:40,028
She... you know,
she gave me hilly,

1809
01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:42,330
and for that I'm...
I'm eternally grateful

1810
01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,299
'cause I love him so much.

1811
01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:46,567
You can have any one
you want here.

1812
01:11:46,569 --> 01:11:48,036
Can I get 2?

1813
01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:50,905
I'll tell you what,
you can get any 3 presents.

1814
01:11:50,907 --> 01:11:53,675
Go through the store
and pick any 3 presents, ok?

1815
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:54,475
Yeah.

1816
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:56,210
Look what I found.

1817
01:11:56,212 --> 01:11:59,247
This is the chemistry set
you always wanted.

1818
01:11:59,249 --> 01:12:01,215
Look at that.
It's perfect.

1819
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,418
No, no.
Don't open it here.

1820
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:05,053
Let me buy it first.

1821
01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:06,654
Harry?

1822
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,056
Harry!

1823
01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:09,524
Hey.

1824
01:12:09,526 --> 01:12:10,658
How you doing?

1825
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,060
Larry, what are you doing here?

1826
01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:13,661
I was buying my nephew
a power ranger.

1827
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:15,596
I can't believe it.
When did you get back?

1828
01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:18,099
A couple of days ago.
Yeah, it was...

1829
01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:19,101
hey, fay.

1830
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,669
Fay, this is Larry.
I told you about Larry.

1831
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,738
Oh, yeah.
It's nice to meet you.

1832
01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:25,673
Old friend, colleague, peer.

1833
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:26,407
Right.

1834
01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,842
So you got back when?

1835
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,143
Uh, 2 days ago.
Yeah.

1836
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:31,145
I took a boat trip
down the Amazon.

1837
01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:32,480
Really? God,
that sounds exciting.

1838
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:34,115
Yes, if you don't mind
malaria and dysentery.

1839
01:12:34,117 --> 01:12:36,017
No, butterflies
the size of doves.

1840
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:38,052
Never seen anything
like it in my life.

1841
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,455
Yeah, I can live
without that, however.

1842
01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,956
It was astounding.

1843
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,224
Mmm. It sounds it.

1844
01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:44,959
So you got back 2 days ago?

1845
01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:45,827
2 days ago. Yeah.

1846
01:12:45,829 --> 01:12:47,595
We go back a long way.

1847
01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:50,598
We both started out
wanting to be kafka,

1848
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,633
and you got slightly
closer than me.

1849
01:12:52,635 --> 01:12:55,670
Yeah, I became
the insect and he...

1850
01:12:55,672 --> 01:12:56,471
Yeah.

1851
01:12:56,473 --> 01:12:57,972
Good. I'm amazed.

1852
01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:58,974
We should go out.

1853
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:01,209
Yeah. Listen, why don't
you come to my house

1854
01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:02,910
in east Hampton for a weekend?

1855
01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,178
It will be great fun.

1856
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,680
Well, let's not get hysterical.

1857
01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:08,216
No, I'd love to.
It would be fun.

1858
01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:09,584
Oh, it's beautiful out there.

1859
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:11,419
It's sand in the crotch.
It's ticks.

1860
01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:14,055
To get this guy to leave
his room, you know...

1861
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:14,856
Oh, I know.

1862
01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,624
He's never had a tan.

1863
01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:19,227
I've always wanted
to learn how to snorkel.

1864
01:13:19,229 --> 01:13:20,495
Oh, well, it's great there.

1865
01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:22,630
Snorkel? Where he lives
there are sharks.

1866
01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:23,965
You see those
photographs of guys

1867
01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:26,567
with stumps for legs
and arms? That's what...

1868
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,569
Yes, you are.
It's fabulous.

1869
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:29,837
Let me buy dinner.
We'll talk about it.

1870
01:13:29,839 --> 01:13:32,073
No, we'll buy you dinner.
Can we take him to dinner?

1871
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:34,275
I'd love to tell you
about the Amazon.

1872
01:13:34,277 --> 01:13:35,643
'Cause it changed my life.

1873
01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:36,911
I'd love to hear.
Sounds amazing.

1874
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:39,781
I'm gonna write a novel.
I'll tell you about it.

1875
01:13:39,783 --> 01:13:40,948
I'm not into the Amazon.

1876
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:42,550
You know what the Amazon is?

1877
01:13:42,552 --> 01:13:44,719
This Amazon
is the tiny, little heads

1878
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:46,187
with the lips sewn together.

1879
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:48,456
Can you picture him this way?

1880
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:51,559
That's... that's great.
We'll go to dinner tonight.

1881
01:13:51,561 --> 01:13:52,493
Yeah, great.

1882
01:13:52,495 --> 01:13:53,728
That'd be great.

1883
01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:55,196
Great. I'm single,
available,

1884
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,098
with the soul of a black man.

1885
01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,066
I smell sulfur.
Do you smell sulfur?

1886
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:03,004
Hilly, did you open
the chemistry set?

1887
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,639
Hey, look.
We're almost there.

1888
01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:07,508
Hilly. Hilly, wake up.
We're almost...

1889
01:14:07,510 --> 01:14:08,709
hilly, wake up.

1890
01:14:08,711 --> 01:14:10,244
We're almost at the university.

1891
01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:11,546
Your dad's gonna be honored.

1892
01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:13,881
You know, limited
as my curriculum was.

1893
01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:15,049
Richard, we're there.

1894
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:17,952
Hey, honey. Wake up.
We're her... uh-oh.

1895
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,320
Something's wrong.

1896
01:14:19,322 --> 01:14:20,455
What's the matter?

1897
01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:23,157
I don't know. I don't
think he's breathing.

1898
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:24,959
He's dead.
He's dead!

1899
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:25,726
What?!

1900
01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:26,828
I can't believe this.

1901
01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:28,696
I was at the doctor's
with him yesterday.

1902
01:14:28,698 --> 01:14:30,565
They said his heart was fine.

1903
01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:33,534
Oh, gee. There's nothing
to be scared of, hilly.

1904
01:14:33,536 --> 01:14:34,435
I'm fine, dad.

1905
01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:35,670
Remember I told you

1906
01:14:35,672 --> 01:14:37,205
death is a natural part of life?

1907
01:14:37,207 --> 01:14:38,906
You have to embrace them both.

1908
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,141
What are we gonna do?

1909
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,076
I don't know.
Get back in the car.

1910
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:44,278
I don't wanna sit
next to him! Uh-uh.

1911
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:45,980
Jus... it's over.

1912
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,451
Welcome
to adair university, sir.

1913
01:14:50,453 --> 01:14:53,521
We certainly hope
you had a pleasant trip.

1914
01:14:53,523 --> 01:14:55,423
Good to see you.
Hello. Hello.

1915
01:14:55,425 --> 01:14:57,992
Would you like
some refreshments, perhaps?

1916
01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,460
Is he all right.

1917
01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:02,330
You got one of them rubber bags?

1918
01:15:02,332 --> 01:15:03,164
What?
What?

1919
01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,565
We've made arrangements

1920
01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:07,168
for the body to be delivered

1921
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,003
to New York City.

1922
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:14,542
I don't think he has any
immediate family, actually.

1923
01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:15,676
If you prefer,

1924
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:19,046
we can call off the proceedings.

1925
01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:21,682
I think, probably
that's the best thing.

1926
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:22,583
No.

1927
01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:23,684
I do. I...

1928
01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:27,889
He'll be all right.
He's here for a purpose.

1929
01:15:29,725 --> 01:15:31,959
You know, I...

1930
01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:33,661
I'll see that....

1931
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:36,264
That, uh, he's...
he's, you know...

1932
01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:38,165
that the funeral comes off.

1933
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:41,602
I'll see that he's buried, uh...

1934
01:15:41,604 --> 01:15:42,370
Properly.

1935
01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:45,206
I understand.

1936
01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:47,408
Underwater.

1937
01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:48,242
Poor Richard.

1938
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:51,145
Oh, Jesus, I...
the poor guy!

1939
01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:52,346
Cookie.

1940
01:15:52,348 --> 01:15:54,081
Cookie, cookie...

1941
01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:56,384
I'm not gonna make it.
I can't go on.

1942
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,653
Not if you keep drinking
and popping them pills.

1943
01:15:58,655 --> 01:16:00,655
Oh, Jesus.
I can't believe this.

1944
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,523
My old school wants to honor me,

1945
01:16:02,525 --> 01:16:05,026
I show up with a hooker
and a dead body.

1946
01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:08,429
You're getting yourself
wound up about nothing.

1947
01:16:08,431 --> 01:16:09,697
Cookie, look at me!

1948
01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:11,299
Look! Look!
I'm out of focus!

1949
01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:12,466
What?
You look ok to me.

1950
01:16:12,468 --> 01:16:14,735
I mean, a little pale,
but you're all right.

1951
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:16,404
I'm out of focus.
I'm soft.

1952
01:16:16,406 --> 01:16:17,471
You better calm down.

1953
01:16:17,473 --> 01:16:19,740
They're gonna be here
any minute. Calm down.

1954
01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,042
No, no.
It's so humiliating.

1955
01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:23,277
They're gonna honor me,
and I'm a blob.

1956
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:25,046
You look fine.
Don't worry.

1957
01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,048
I'll be sitting
on the dais eating.

1958
01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,216
They'll get seasick.
They'll throw up.

1959
01:16:29,218 --> 01:16:31,085
Hold my hand.
Hold my hand.

1960
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,688
You drive all the way
up here with your son

1961
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:34,922
so he can see you get honored,

1962
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,958
and you're gonna make
an ass out of yourself.

1963
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,392
But don't you see?

1964
01:16:38,394 --> 01:16:39,694
I'm... I'm a huge blur.

1965
01:16:39,696 --> 01:16:41,162
You're gonna be all right.

1966
01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,064
Hang in.
I'm gonna talk you down.

1967
01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:44,999
Now, I have seen
all kinds of guys o.D.

1968
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,667
Heroin, acid, crack.
You name it.

1969
01:16:46,669 --> 01:16:48,202
I didn't take any of that stuff.

1970
01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:50,137
Yeah, but you're
a pill-popper.

1971
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:52,640
No, that's not
what it is, cookie.

1972
01:16:52,642 --> 01:16:55,376
I'm o.D.Ing on myself.
It's that I'm a shit.

1973
01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:56,444
Have some black coffee.

1974
01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,579
I don't want any coffee.
I don't want anything.

1975
01:16:58,581 --> 01:16:59,246
I'm a shit.

1976
01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:00,982
Talk to me about something.

1977
01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:03,217
Sports? Yeah.
I was a pitcher.

1978
01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:05,219
When a guy crowded the plate,

1979
01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:06,520
I used to throw at his head,

1980
01:17:06,522 --> 01:17:08,856
'cause I'm the worst
person in the world.

1981
01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,324
Honey, I've seen worse.

1982
01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:12,126
Who? Who's worse than me?

1983
01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:14,595
Yeah, all right.
<i>Maybe</i> Hitler.

1984
01:17:14,597 --> 01:17:16,030
Maybe Hitler, goering,
and goebbels,

1985
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:18,399
but I'm right fourth,
right behind them.

1986
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:19,900
Come on, hold my hand.

1987
01:17:19,902 --> 01:17:21,502
Can you feel my hand?

1988
01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:22,403
Yes, it's warm.

1989
01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:24,472
See? It's just panic.

1990
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:25,673
You're not a blob.

1991
01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:27,975
I know. I'm gonna
get over this.

1992
01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,878
I'm having a panic attack.
I have these attacks.

1993
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,146
What sports do you like?

1994
01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:34,115
I don't know.
I... I like them all.

1995
01:17:34,117 --> 01:17:35,516
I like baseball.
I like basketball.

1996
01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:37,685
I was married to a woman,
cookie, who...

1997
01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,687
she looked like Max schmeling.

1998
01:17:39,689 --> 01:17:41,989
No, I'm not joking.
She was...

1999
01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,925
Uh-oh. All right,
it's time.

2000
01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:48,129
I can't get through this
without you. I mean that.

2001
01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:49,597
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.

2002
01:17:49,599 --> 01:17:51,399
If you didn't
come with me today...

2003
01:17:51,401 --> 01:17:52,867
Don't worry about it.

2004
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:54,068
Come on. Straighten up.

2005
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:56,937
I gotta get a tie.
I gotta get my tie.

2006
01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:59,206
All right. Let's go.

2007
01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:06,147
Are you ready to be
immortalized by adair?

2008
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:07,214
I teach your books.

2009
01:18:07,216 --> 01:18:09,183
These are some of
my literature students.

2010
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,018
Yes, we all know all your work,

2011
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,320
your characters...
even the obscure ones.

2012
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,389
No, no. Good reading
is a creative act.

2013
01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:16,757
So are you working
on anything now?

2014
01:18:16,759 --> 01:18:19,760
Something we can look forward
to sinking our teeth into?

2015
01:18:19,762 --> 01:18:21,662
Actually, I'm in the midst

2016
01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:23,464
of writing a thing on the devil,

2017
01:18:23,466 --> 01:18:26,767
who comes and kidnaps
a man's one true love

2018
01:18:26,769 --> 01:18:28,469
and takes her down to hell,

2019
01:18:28,471 --> 01:18:30,204
and he goes to retrieve her

2020
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,073
and, you know, since it's hell,

2021
01:18:32,075 --> 01:18:34,709
I'm able to settle
a lot of old scores.

2022
01:18:34,711 --> 01:18:35,776
Yes.

2023
01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:37,211
Well, what's the man like?

2024
01:18:37,213 --> 01:18:39,246
Uh, it's me thinly disguised.

2025
01:18:39,248 --> 01:18:41,215
In fact, I don't even think

2026
01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:43,284
I should disguise it anymore.

2027
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:45,286
It's, you know, it's me.

2028
01:18:45,288 --> 01:18:46,520
Uh-huh.

2029
01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:48,389
Floor 5.

2030
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:50,458
Subway muggers,
aggressive panhandlers,

2031
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:52,159
and book critics.

2032
01:18:53,129 --> 01:18:55,663
Right-wing extremists,
serial killers,

2033
01:18:55,665 --> 01:18:58,666
lawyers who appear
on television.

2034
01:18:59,635 --> 01:19:00,601
Floor 7.

2035
01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:03,671
Sorry that floor
is all filled up.

2036
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,575
Escaped war criminals,
TV evangelists,

2037
01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,176
and the nra.

2038
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:11,046
Lowest level.

2039
01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:12,646
Everybody off.

2040
01:19:43,512 --> 01:19:44,779
What did you do?

2041
01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:48,215
I invented aluminum siding.

2042
01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:03,197
Harry!

2043
01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:04,699
Dad.

2044
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:07,067
Get me out of here!
This is terrible!

2045
01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:09,737
You know how I could
never stand hot weather.

2046
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:11,105
What is this man doing here?

2047
01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:13,340
He's condemned
to eternal suffering.

2048
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:14,542
Harry, help me.

2049
01:20:14,544 --> 01:20:16,310
I don't understand.
What? Why?

2050
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,012
I demand to know the charges.

2051
01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,914
"He behaved unconscionably
toward his son,

2052
01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,383
"accused the boy of
committing a capital crime

2053
01:20:22,385 --> 01:20:23,784
merely by being born."

2054
01:20:23,786 --> 01:20:26,687
"Your wife,"
they told me, "is dead.

2055
01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,656
But your son,
he's thriving."

2056
01:20:28,658 --> 01:20:32,326
Why did he fight not to be born?

2057
01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:34,161
Look, I forgive him.

2058
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:37,131
I... you know,
what's over is over.

2059
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,633
From... that's... it's...
it's finished.

2060
01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:42,102
Look, let him go
to heaven, please?

2061
01:20:42,104 --> 01:20:43,270
I'm a Jew.

2062
01:20:43,272 --> 01:20:45,339
We don't believe in heaven.

2063
01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:46,807
Where do you wanna go?

2064
01:20:46,809 --> 01:20:48,375
To a Chinese restaurant.

2065
01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:49,710
Take him to joy luck.

2066
01:20:49,712 --> 01:20:53,514
I love him despite everything.

2067
01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:16,203
Looking for someone?

2068
01:21:17,105 --> 01:21:18,772
I'm here to get fay.

2069
01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:21,008
She's not coming with you.

2070
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,878
Because you're the head
of this whole underworld,

2071
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,146
that you can just abduct her
and get away with it?

2072
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:28,082
Well, I'm gonna kidnap her back.

2073
01:21:28,818 --> 01:21:29,984
What are you laughing?

2074
01:21:29,986 --> 01:21:32,519
You dare to match your
powers against mine?

2075
01:21:32,521 --> 01:21:34,154
You wanna know why?

2076
01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:35,589
Yeah, I do.

2077
01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:36,290
I'm sorry.

2078
01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:38,125
Forgive me for laughing.

2079
01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:38,759
Why?

2080
01:21:38,761 --> 01:21:41,829
I'm more powerful than you

2081
01:21:41,831 --> 01:21:43,697
because I'm a bigger sinner.

2082
01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:45,866
Because you're a fallen angel,

2083
01:21:45,868 --> 01:21:48,235
and I never believed in God

2084
01:21:48,237 --> 01:21:49,837
or heaven or any of that stuff.

2085
01:21:49,839 --> 01:21:51,705
I'm strictly, you know,

2086
01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:54,241
quarks and particles
and black hole, you know.

2087
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:56,610
All the other stuff
is junk to me.

2088
01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:59,446
And also I do terrible things.

2089
01:21:59,448 --> 01:22:01,115
I've cheated on all my wives,

2090
01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:02,917
and none of 'em deserved it.

2091
01:22:02,919 --> 01:22:04,451
I sleep with whores,

2092
01:22:04,453 --> 01:22:06,487
I drink too much,

2093
01:22:06,489 --> 01:22:08,756
I take pills and I lie

2094
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,257
and I'm vain, I'm cowardly

2095
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,993
and prone to violence, you know.

2096
01:22:12,995 --> 01:22:16,864
I once almost ran over
a book critic with my car,

2097
01:22:16,866 --> 01:22:18,666
but swerved at the last second.

2098
01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,501
Did you ever have
2 women at once?

2099
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:22,670
Yes, I did have 2 women at once.

2100
01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:23,704
And I'll tell you
something else.

2101
01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:25,639
I didn't care that
it was exploitive.

2102
01:22:25,641 --> 01:22:27,141
And I'll tell you
something else.

2103
01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:28,309
They were sisters.

2104
01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,176
Really?

2105
01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,178
Yes. Absolutely.

2106
01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,812
2 blond wasp sisters.

2107
01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:32,880
Not the sherman twins?

2108
01:22:32,882 --> 01:22:35,616
Yes, the sherman
twins. Exactly.

2109
01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:36,583
You... you...

2110
01:22:36,585 --> 01:22:37,284
They're here.

2111
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:39,486
The sherman twins are here.

2112
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:42,156
So, do you know Sandra pepkin?

2113
01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:43,158
Do I know Sandra pepkin?

2114
01:22:43,159 --> 01:22:44,825
Only the best blow job
in the hadasa.

2115
01:22:44,827 --> 01:22:47,127
So if you know Sandra pepkin,

2116
01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:49,463
I fucked her best friend,

2117
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,397
the cripple, pearl.

2118
01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:51,765
Oh, pearl in the wheelchair.

2119
01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:52,900
Pearl in the wheelchair.

2120
01:22:52,902 --> 01:22:55,636
Speaking of handicaps,
do you know Marie Taylor?

2121
01:22:55,638 --> 01:22:56,470
Well, yes,

2122
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:57,905
but Marie Taylor I don't count.

2123
01:22:57,907 --> 01:22:59,073
Marie Taylor's dyslexic.

2124
01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:01,575
She put her tampax in her nose.

2125
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:02,776
You ever fuck a blind girl?

2126
01:23:02,778 --> 01:23:04,678
No, that I never did.
Did you?

2127
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:07,815
Ooh. They're so grateful.

2128
01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:09,216
Would you like a drink?

2129
01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:11,685
Could I get some Tequila?

2130
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:12,853
Sure, sure, I got great Tequila.

2131
01:23:12,855 --> 01:23:14,755
Why don't you sit down?
Make yourself at home.

2132
01:23:14,757 --> 01:23:16,523
You want me to turn on
the air conditioner?

2133
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:17,725
You're air conditioned here?

2134
01:23:17,727 --> 01:23:19,893
Sure. It fucks up
the ozone layer.

2135
01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:22,629
I could be very
comfortable down here.

2136
01:23:22,631 --> 01:23:24,098
I'll tell you something, Harry.

2137
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,766
I love it.
I love it here.

2138
01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:27,501
I wouldn't be anyplace else.

2139
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:31,271
You know, I've been offered
a lot of jobs in your world,

2140
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:33,340
but why should I be an employee?

2141
01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:35,576
Here I'm my own boss,
and I'm free.

2142
01:23:35,578 --> 01:23:37,111
What kind of jobs
did they offer you?

2143
01:23:37,113 --> 01:23:38,912
For 2 years I ran
a Hollywood studio,

2144
01:23:38,914 --> 01:23:41,515
but you can't trust
those people.

2145
01:23:41,517 --> 01:23:42,383
I agree with you.

2146
01:23:42,385 --> 01:23:43,717
Better to rule down here

2147
01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:45,352
than to serve in heaven, right?

2148
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:46,620
That's Milton, I think.

2149
01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:49,123
To evil.
It keeps things humming.

2150
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,090
Oh, jeez.

2151
01:23:50,092 --> 01:23:52,259
So you kidnapped fay, huh?

2152
01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:53,060
Yes, I did.

2153
01:23:53,062 --> 01:23:54,628
But some women are turned on

2154
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:55,929
by aggressive,
assertive behavior.

2155
01:23:55,931 --> 01:23:58,732
Yeah, so if I suddenly
kidnapped her back?

2156
01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:00,100
You kidnap?

2157
01:24:00,102 --> 01:24:00,934
No, it's not your style.

2158
01:24:00,936 --> 01:24:03,404
You're not a fun guy.
Too serious.

2159
01:24:03,406 --> 01:24:04,338
Fay knew that.

2160
01:24:04,340 --> 01:24:05,406
You're too angry at life.

2161
01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:07,307
I got a lot to be angry at.

2162
01:24:07,309 --> 01:24:11,245
But sooner or later, Harry,
you gotta back off.

2163
01:24:11,247 --> 01:24:12,112
It's like Vegas.

2164
01:24:12,114 --> 01:24:13,514
You're up, you're down,

2165
01:24:13,516 --> 01:24:16,450
but in the end,
the house always wins.

2166
01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,419
Doesn't mean
you didn't have fun.

2167
01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:22,122
Now, one thing you are not
is a kidnapper.

2168
01:24:22,124 --> 01:24:23,724
Kidnapper!

2169
01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:25,726
Listen to me!

2170
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,127
Get out of my way!

2171
01:24:27,129 --> 01:24:28,395
Can't you see you're walking

2172
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:29,630
with a fucking kidnapper?

2173
01:24:29,632 --> 01:24:32,366
You'll have to come
with me, sir.

2174
01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:34,201
You're under arrest.

2175
01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:38,105
I gotta put the cuffs on you.

2176
01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,673
You stay over there.

2177
01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:42,709
How can I kidnap my own son?

2178
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:45,612
Hey, we got drugs in the bag.

2179
01:24:45,614 --> 01:24:48,849
Let me go, bitch!
Just let me go!

2180
01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:50,717
Get off of me, bitch!

2181
01:24:50,719 --> 01:24:52,753
Get her in the car.

2182
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,656
Can't I be honored
and then arrested?

2183
01:24:55,658 --> 01:24:58,826
No, we can't do that.
I'm sorry.

2184
01:24:58,828 --> 01:25:04,264
Prostitute in your car
in possession of marijuana.

2185
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,867
Possession
of an unlicensed firearm.

2186
01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,969
I told you already
about the firearm.

2187
01:25:08,971 --> 01:25:10,804
There was a crazy
woman on my roof

2188
01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:11,672
shooting at me.

2189
01:25:11,674 --> 01:25:13,040
I got the gun away from her.

2190
01:25:13,042 --> 01:25:14,174
I put it in my car.

2191
01:25:14,176 --> 01:25:15,375
I was gonna hand it in.

2192
01:25:15,377 --> 01:25:17,277
I gotta make another phone call.

2193
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,613
Yeah, I know,
but that didn't count.

2194
01:25:19,615 --> 01:25:20,981
That was to my girlfriend's

2195
01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:23,484
I'm trying to keep her
from getting married.

2196
01:25:23,486 --> 01:25:25,319
You also called your sister.

2197
01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:27,121
Yeah. My sister
wasn't in.

2198
01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:28,123
You called your lawyer.

2199
01:25:28,124 --> 01:25:29,957
My lawyer was at canyon ranch.

2200
01:25:29,959 --> 01:25:31,458
I can never get my lawyer.

2201
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,927
Can I give you some advice?

2202
01:25:33,929 --> 01:25:36,964
You're in deep shit.

2203
01:25:43,771 --> 01:25:47,908
This time, I think
you've really had it.

2204
01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:51,411
Hey, it was your idea
to kidnap hilly.

2205
01:25:51,413 --> 01:25:53,347
It was my idea?
It wasn't my idea.

2206
01:25:53,349 --> 01:25:56,550
You don't have to act
out on every impulse.

2207
01:25:56,552 --> 01:25:58,519
You've got to tell me the truth.

2208
01:25:58,521 --> 01:25:59,820
Is it better being dead?

2209
01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:00,721
Is it better?

2210
01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:01,822
No, it's not really,

2211
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,190
but there's one good thing.

2212
01:26:03,192 --> 01:26:05,225
You don't get called
for jury duty,

2213
01:26:05,227 --> 01:26:07,194
but then you have no options.

2214
01:26:07,196 --> 01:26:08,428
It's not for you.

2215
01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:10,497
Jesus.
I'm no good at life.

2216
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,533
No, no, but you write well.

2217
01:26:12,535 --> 01:26:14,268
I write well, but that's
a different story

2218
01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:16,770
because I can manipulate
the characters and plots.

2219
01:26:16,772 --> 01:26:18,205
Right. You create
your own universe,

2220
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,607
but that's much nicer
than the world we have.

2221
01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,343
But I can't function
in the world we have.

2222
01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:24,878
I'm a failure at life.

2223
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,612
I don't know.

2224
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:26,713
I think you bring pleasure

2225
01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:28,615
to a lot of people.
That's good.

2226
01:26:28,617 --> 01:26:30,951
Yeah, but even that's drying up.

2227
01:26:30,953 --> 01:26:32,786
For the last months,

2228
01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:33,988
I haven't been able to come up

2229
01:26:33,989 --> 01:26:37,024
with a meaningful idea to write.

2230
01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:40,260
Well, make peace
with your demons,

2231
01:26:40,262 --> 01:26:41,828
and your block will pass.

2232
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,730
Jesus, it sounds so trite,

2233
01:26:43,732 --> 01:26:46,233
but I just want to be happy.

2234
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:49,102
To be alive is to be happy.

2235
01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:51,338
Take it from me.

2236
01:26:51,973 --> 01:26:53,040
Hey, block.

2237
01:26:53,042 --> 01:26:55,542
Come on.

2238
01:26:57,912 --> 01:27:00,480
Some people
just put up your bail.

2239
01:27:00,482 --> 01:27:01,215
My bail?

2240
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:03,951
That's right.
This way.

2241
01:27:03,953 --> 01:27:07,120
Yeah. We got the message
on our service.

2242
01:27:07,122 --> 01:27:09,122
Came right
from our wedding.

2243
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:10,724
You did?

2244
01:27:10,726 --> 01:27:12,559
Yeah, we were on our way
to our honeymoon.

2245
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,962
You got married?

2246
01:27:14,964 --> 01:27:15,729
Yeah.

2247
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:16,897
I can't believe it.

2248
01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:19,666
In the end,
you chose him over me?

2249
01:27:19,668 --> 01:27:22,369
You're gonna insult me
after we ran from the altar

2250
01:27:22,371 --> 01:27:24,972
to keep you from rotting
in some prison.

2251
01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,240
I know you get claustrophobic.

2252
01:27:26,242 --> 01:27:27,741
Plus you're the perfect punk.

2253
01:27:27,743 --> 01:27:28,575
You'll get buggered

2254
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:29,576
by every con in the cell block.

2255
01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:31,845
You're the guy
that should be in there

2256
01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:34,081
because you stole her
from under my nose.

2257
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,683
Harry, he didn't steal me.

2258
01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:37,918
I love him.

2259
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,553
I can't fathom this.

2260
01:27:39,555 --> 01:27:42,823
I appreciate your coming,
but I can't...

2261
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,958
why?
Why not me?

2262
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,526
You told me that
I wasn't supposed

2263
01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:47,861
to fall in love with you,

2264
01:27:47,863 --> 01:27:49,963
How could you listen to me?

2265
01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:51,164
You know how crazy I am.

2266
01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:53,934
Well, you were my
mentor, that's why.

2267
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:55,769
But you were sleeping
with your mentor.

2268
01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:58,905
So? I've slept with
my gynecologist.

2269
01:27:58,907 --> 01:28:01,742
What has that got
to do with anything?

2270
01:28:01,744 --> 01:28:04,344
You're gonna snorkel
down the Amazon with him

2271
01:28:04,346 --> 01:28:05,545
when you could have me?

2272
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:08,315
I will never be
the writer you are.

2273
01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,851
You put your art into your work.

2274
01:28:10,853 --> 01:28:12,419
I put it into my life.

2275
01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:14,421
I can make her happier.

2276
01:28:14,423 --> 01:28:15,555
I love you.

2277
01:28:15,557 --> 01:28:16,223
So...

2278
01:28:16,225 --> 01:28:17,724
I do, I do.
It's just that

2279
01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:20,994
I'm in love with Larry.

2280
01:28:20,996 --> 01:28:22,429
I'm his wife.

2281
01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:24,464
I love you, too,
Harry. Now, please,

2282
01:28:24,466 --> 01:28:27,934
so that we can go
and enjoy our honeymoon.

2283
01:28:27,936 --> 01:28:29,303
We'll be in Santa Fe
about a month,

2284
01:28:29,305 --> 01:28:31,938
and when we come back,
we'll all go out.

2285
01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:34,207
This is where you're going
on your honeymoon?

2286
01:28:34,209 --> 01:28:35,842
He's taking you to the desert?

2287
01:28:35,844 --> 01:28:39,680
Sand?
The desert is cactus.

2288
01:28:39,682 --> 01:28:41,048
It's gila monsters,

2289
01:28:41,050 --> 01:28:44,251
whatever you call them,
lizards, is the desert.

2290
01:28:44,253 --> 01:28:47,387
Harry, give us your
blessing, please?

2291
01:28:47,389 --> 01:28:48,522
Give 'em your blessings

2292
01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:51,658
before I throw you back
in that fucking jail cell

2293
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:54,394
and I bugger you.

2294
01:28:54,396 --> 01:28:55,762
God.

2295
01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:56,997
I don't know what to say.

2296
01:28:56,999 --> 01:28:58,432
I love you.

2297
01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:01,768
This guy I've loved...

2298
01:29:01,770 --> 01:29:03,537
Uh...

2299
01:29:03,539 --> 01:29:07,674
I give up. I give up.

2300
01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:10,944
We'll get you home, all right?

2301
01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:13,547
Santa Fe, you're gonna take her?

2302
01:29:13,549 --> 01:29:15,182
Tacos.

2303
01:29:35,737 --> 01:29:40,974
Harry, what about
the honoring ceremony?

2304
01:29:40,976 --> 01:29:41,976
Huh?

2305
01:29:41,977 --> 01:29:44,544
We haven't had the ceremony.

2306
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:47,280
The police interrupted.

2307
01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:49,983
What, am I dreaming?

2308
01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,351
Everybody dreams.

2309
01:29:51,353 --> 01:29:52,285
Come on.

2310
01:29:52,287 --> 01:29:56,490
Professor Clark has
everything planned.

2311
01:29:56,492 --> 01:29:58,992
Can I bring hilly?

2312
01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:02,095
Well, it's your dream.

2313
01:30:02,697 --> 01:30:04,030
Stebbins hall?

2314
01:30:04,032 --> 01:30:06,767
Everyone is waiting
to honor you.

2315
01:30:06,769 --> 01:30:10,904
After all, you created them.

2316
01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:19,005
I love all of you.

2317
01:31:19,007 --> 01:31:20,240
Really, you've given me

2318
01:31:20,242 --> 01:31:22,642
some of the happiest
moments of my life,

2319
01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:26,246
and you've even saved
my life at times.

2320
01:31:26,248 --> 01:31:29,683
And now you've actually
taught me things,

2321
01:31:29,685 --> 01:31:31,117
and I'm completely grateful...

2322
01:31:31,119 --> 01:31:32,719
I think the author's message

2323
01:31:32,721 --> 01:31:33,987
is to know yourself,

2324
01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:35,489
stop kidding yourself,

2325
01:31:35,491 --> 01:31:36,890
accept your limitations,

2326
01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:38,658
and get on with your life.

2327
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:42,829
To me, it's a really
interesting character...

2328
01:31:42,831 --> 01:31:46,566
a guy who can't function
well in life,

2329
01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:49,936
but can only function in art.

2330
01:31:49,938 --> 01:31:53,373
It's sort of sad in a way
and also funny.

2331
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,509
But your books all
seem a little sad

2332
01:31:55,511 --> 01:31:57,878
which is why I like
deconstructing them,

2333
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:00,380
because underneath
they're really happy.

2334
01:32:00,382 --> 01:32:03,483
It's just that
you don't know it.

2335
01:32:03,485 --> 01:32:06,386
I feel like I'm in a dream.

2336
01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:07,521
This for me is, like,

2337
01:32:07,523 --> 01:32:10,357
the best dream
I've had in months.

2338
01:32:10,359 --> 01:32:13,059
The happiest dream...

2339
01:32:13,061 --> 01:32:14,861
oh, I like it.

2340
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:21,635
A character who's too neurotic
to function in life,

2341
01:32:21,637 --> 01:32:25,872
who can only function in art.

2342
01:32:26,741 --> 01:32:29,042
Notes for a novel.

2343
01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:30,610
Opening possibility:

2344
01:32:30,612 --> 01:32:36,416
Rifken led a fragmented,
disjointed existence.

2345
01:32:36,418 --> 01:32:39,052
He had long ago come
to this conclusion:

2346
01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:41,488
All people know the same truth.

2347
01:32:41,490 --> 01:32:45,892
Our lives consist of how
we choose to distort it.

2348
01:32:45,894 --> 01:32:48,795
Only his writing was calm.

2349
01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:53,300
His writing, which had
in more ways than one

2350
01:32:53,302 --> 01:32:55,769
saved his life.

2351
01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:00,574


2352
01:33:00,576 --> 01:33:03,109


2353
01:33:03,111 --> 01:33:08,214


2354
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:10,417
♪ my analyst told me ♪

2355
01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,452
♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

2356
01:33:12,454 --> 01:33:13,520
♪ the way he described it ♪

2357
01:33:13,522 --> 01:33:16,222
♪ he said I'd be better
dead than live ♪

2358
01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:18,658
♪ I didn't listen to his jive ♪

2359
01:33:18,660 --> 01:33:20,393
♪ I knew all along ♪

2360
01:33:20,395 --> 01:33:21,328
♪ that he was all wrong ♪

2361
01:33:21,330 --> 01:33:23,496
♪ and I knew that he thought ♪

2362
01:33:23,498 --> 01:33:25,298
♪ I was crazy, but I'm not ♪

2363
01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:27,133
♪ oh, no ♪

2364
01:33:27,135 --> 01:33:28,268
♪ my analyst told me ♪

2365
01:33:28,270 --> 01:33:30,103
♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

2366
01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:31,438
♪ he said I'd need treatment ♪

2367
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:32,806
♪ but I'm not that easily led ♪

2368
01:33:32,808 --> 01:33:36,242
♪ I was the type
that was most inclined ♪

2369
01:33:36,244 --> 01:33:37,377
♪ when out of his sight ♪

2370
01:33:37,379 --> 01:33:38,945
♪ to be out of my mind ♪

2371
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:40,447
♪ and he thought I was nuts ♪

2372
01:33:40,449 --> 01:33:42,682
♪ no more ifs or ands
or buts, oh, no ♪

2373
01:33:42,684 --> 01:33:47,921
♪ they say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild ♪

2374
01:33:47,923 --> 01:33:49,589
♪ with all my crazy ideas ♪

2375
01:33:49,591 --> 01:33:51,224
♪ but I knew
what was happening ♪

2376
01:33:51,226 --> 01:33:53,460
♪ I knew I was a genius ♪

2377
01:33:53,462 --> 01:33:58,465
♪ what's so strange if you know
that you're a wizard at 3? ♪

2378
01:33:58,467 --> 01:34:01,801
♪ I knew that this
was meant for me ♪

2379
01:34:02,203 --> 01:34:05,005
♪ I heard little children
were supposed to sleep tight ♪

2380
01:34:05,007 --> 01:34:07,874
♪ that's why I drank
a fifth of vodka one night ♪

2381
01:34:07,876 --> 01:34:10,677
♪ my parents got frantic,
didn't know what to do ♪

2382
01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:13,880
♪ but I saw some crazy scenes
before I came to ♪

2383
01:34:13,882 --> 01:34:15,782
♪ now, do you think
I was crazy? ♪

2384
01:34:15,784 --> 01:34:19,152
♪ I may have been only 3,
but I was swingin' ♪

2385
01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:21,121
♪ they all laughed
at a. Graham bell ♪

2386
01:34:21,123 --> 01:34:22,856
♪ they all laughed at Edison ♪

2387
01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:24,224
♪ and also at Einstein ♪

2388
01:34:24,226 --> 01:34:27,527
♪ if they just couldn't
understand the reasoning ♪

2389
01:34:27,529 --> 01:34:29,130
♪ and the logic
that went on in my head ♪

2390
01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,765
♪ I had a brain, it was insane ♪

2391
01:34:31,767 --> 01:34:32,966
♪ so I just let them
laugh at me ♪

2392
01:34:32,968 --> 01:34:33,900
♪ when I refused to ride ♪

2393
01:34:33,902 --> 01:34:35,068
♪ on all those
double-Decker buses ♪

2394
01:34:35,070 --> 01:34:39,406
♪ all because there was
no driver on the top ♪

2395
01:34:54,488 --> 01:34:55,622
♪ my analyst told me ♪

2396
01:34:55,624 --> 01:34:57,424
♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

2397
01:34:57,426 --> 01:34:58,391
♪ the way he described it ♪

2398
01:34:58,393 --> 01:35:00,593
♪ he said I'd be better
dead than live ♪

2399
01:35:00,595 --> 01:35:03,630
♪ I didn't listen to his jive ♪

2400
01:35:03,632 --> 01:35:04,931
♪ I knew all along ♪

2401
01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:05,899
♪ he was all wrong ♪

2402
01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:08,401
♪ and I knew that he thought ♪

2403
01:35:08,403 --> 01:35:10,537
♪ I was crazy, but I'm not ♪

2404
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:11,337
♪ oh, no ♪

2405
01:35:11,339 --> 01:35:12,839
♪ my analyst told me ♪

2406
01:35:12,841 --> 01:35:14,741
♪ that I was
right out of my head ♪

2407
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:16,409
♪ but I said, dear doctor ♪

2408
01:35:16,411 --> 01:35:17,577
♪ I think
that it's you instead ♪

2409
01:35:17,579 --> 01:35:20,213
♪ 'cause I have got a thing
that's unique and new ♪

2410
01:35:20,215 --> 01:35:24,084
♪ it proves that I'll have
the last laugh on you ♪

2411
01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:25,652
♪ 'cause instead of one head ♪

2412
01:35:25,654 --> 01:35:26,820
♪ ha ha, I got 2 ♪

2413
01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:34,694
♪ and you know 2 heads are
better than one ♪ 
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